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Posted: 06 May 05, 16:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hitman lives in a cave in the Highlands of Scotland and refuses to wear shoes.

Mayboy is third in line to the throne of England.

Linda Of The Valley writes the theme music for 80% of all porn films.

Janet is against animal rights and refuses to use any shampoo that hasn't first been tested by rubbing it vigorously into a rabbits eyes.

LiveAidQueen has six toes on her right foot.

Gunpowder Gelatine writes childrens stories involving a wizard who can control the weather by farting into a magic trumpet.

Mr Brittas has devoted most of his life to the extermination of Wombles and can often be found roaming Wimbledon Common with a big net and special hammer.

The_Hero is a figment of Joe Pasquale's over active imagination.

Miss James spent 6 years on Death Row and was once strapped in to the elctric chair and minutes from death before authorities realised their mistake.

Newcastle 86! won an acadamy ward in 1998 for best supporting actor in a film that didn't star Johnny Depp.

SomebodyToLoveMe was a session musician on the first four Osmonds albums.

Grapefruit knows all the words to the Time Warp song but tends to fuck up the dance due to a bad back.

Hildur smokes too much

Brian_May_Wannabe spends a lot of time sitting in a dingy bedsit watching quiz shows on a black and white television set.

Taylorgaga (Begg)wants to be a traindriver when he grows up.

Penetration Guru once raised over £12 for charity by walking to the moon and back on his hands.

Deacon John can recite the alphabet in Gaelic backwards.

Runy harbours a secret desire to have sexual intercourse with an as yet undisclosed Hollywood celebrity.

Forever88 once threw eggs at the home of a woman who was mistakenly identifies as an Al Qaida terrorist by the Auchtermuchty Gazzette.

Bob The Shrek has the world's largest mushroom growing in his back garden and charges site-seers £5 to have their photograph taken with it.

Playful As A Pussycat likes to dress up as an 18th century gravedigger and hang around in cemetries hoping to meet interesting people.

KillerQueen840 once stood waiting on a number 14 bus for 11 days only to discover that the route had been changed.

Erin likes to relax by injecting heroin straight into her brain and lapsing into a coma until such time as something she wants to watch appears on television.

XcessQueen is blissfully unaware of World War 2 and cannot understand why the jews have such a problem with Nazis.

Archie Leach once stood in a local by-election as the candidate for the Bring Back Tiswas party. Sadly he lost his deposit and now lives in secure accomodation.

Bassist08 has a birthmark that bears a striking resemblance to an all night bakery on his inner thigh.

Arlene likes sailors

My Melancholy Blues is one of only three people on Earth who can hold their breath for more than 8 minutes.

The King Of Rhye has tiny feet and has to wear 9 pairs of socks stop his action man shoes from falling off.

Kerfuffle87 was sent off during a game of football for attacking an opposing player with a sword during a tackle.

Flashman has 21 children and collects over £12,000 a week in benefits

Flash00 is in no way related to Flashman.

Wstüssyb spent 4 years in hospital learning to walk again after a nasty accident involving an antelope and a bottle of head & shoulders shampoo.

Fraz likes both tomato ketchup and salad cream on his cornflakes.

fatty tells lies.

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Posted: 06 May 05, 17:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You forgot me! *Sniffle*


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Posted: 06 May 05, 17:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I didn't forget you. I left you out intentionally because I have it on good authority that you are an extremely violent person who takes great pleasure in hurting fat people.


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Posted: 06 May 05, 17:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Arlene likes sailors"

Damn straight! And a guy in uniform. Every port in a storm. Or is that storm in a port. All Hail the U.S. Navy, the fleet is in!

Aargg. Where's me parrot!!!! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Oh sorry, that's be Pirates..of the Carribean. Well I do fancy Johnny Depp.




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Posted: 06 May 05, 17:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

at least i cooked the eggs.


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Posted: 06 May 05, 17:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color = "crimson">ThomasQuinn wrote:

Johnny Depp isn't a sailor, is he?


Thats why I said...

"Aargg. Where's me parrot!!!! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Oh sorry, that's be Pirates..of the Carribean. Well I do fancy Johnny Depp."

He did make a cool and sexy pirate! And ten times more flambouyant than Freddie. Check out Depp's eyeliner...but SEXY!!!!






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Posted: 06 May 05, 17:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What about me?


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Posted: 06 May 05, 19:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

actually it was 1999, a good year!


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Posted: 06 May 05, 19:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! Who told you about that bus!? ;-)


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Posted: 06 May 05, 20:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Haha!


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Posted: 06 May 05, 20:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i actually replaced johnny depp, in the film haaaaa heeeee!


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Posted: 06 May 05, 20:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

As always Fatty, Funny stuff! :D


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Posted: 06 May 05, 21:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Interesting topic! :)

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Posted: 06 May 05, 22:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

ah yeah!


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Posted: 06 May 05, 23:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

FATTY !!!!! You forgot about me too... do you have anything to say about me ???


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Posted: 07 May 05, 00:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Where the F am I???

Fatty, after that night we had in Amsterdam, where you picked us up some supposed "hotties" who turns out had a little more "under the hood" then we bargained for, I thought for sure we were dog meat.

You could have used the night where you tried to get us laid by transexuals :)




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Posted: 07 May 05, 00:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

fatty wrote:

Erin likes to relax by injecting heroin straight into her brain and lapsing into a coma until such time as something she wants to watch appears on television.


I especially make sure the heroin wears off in time for "24!"

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Posted: 07 May 05, 00:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

where am i...???
i'm not in the set list...










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Posted: 07 May 05, 05:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yeah... and me... where am I... I've got a lot of strange things to talk about ;)


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Posted: 07 May 05, 08:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Fatty!!! You forget me, Freddie's Fairy. Kind of new here but your psychic power should allow you to know a lot about me!

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