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Posted: 07 May 05, 15:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

According to Kitchen staff at a top Harley Street Clinic, John Deacon of Queen has been diagnosed as having mild indigestion. The shock news was announced when a good friend of mine Ranjiv Kohl, a 27 year old kitchen porter who works on the canteen of The Dawson clinic spotted John in his local chemist buying a packet of Rennies. A quick search on the internet showed that Rennies is a drug used in the treatment of mild inigestion which can leave sufferers with slight heartburn and occasional burping for anything up to a few hours.
Just as Freddie quit touring with the band when he discovered he had AIDS. It is quite possible that John has been living with this problem for quite some time and this is the reason he is not touring with the rest of the band.
I call apon all Queenzoners in praying for John in this his hour of need and I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say that our thoughts are with Veronica and the children.

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Posted: 07 May 05, 15:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

STOP PRESS

It has just been announced that John is undergoing a radical new indigestion treatment which involves a glass of warm milk.
I hope things go well for him.

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Posted: 07 May 05, 15:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

... must be realy cruel for someone who once "loved to wear shorts" on stage! God bless him...

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Posted: 07 May 05, 17:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

BREAKING NEWS

Due to the enormous public pressure, brought up by rumours concerning his (more than mild)indigestion, John Deacon´s management just confirmed, that he "will definetly not be participating in Queen´s upcoming London Hyde Park show in July!"

So tickets for the "Golden-Circle standing area" will now go on sale on monday next week...

It was stated that ticket holders for the "Golden-Circle standing area" are NOT ALLOWED to take umbrellas to the site of the venue...

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Posted: 08 May 05, 08:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Please, this is a serious issue. I´ve been told that before this problem with indigestion, john was seen bying aspirins.

Let´s hope he can make it!- Now it makes all sense his decision for not to tour.

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Posted: 08 May 05, 09:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bobby_brown, fatty was just joking around. John's is just fine. That weirdo.



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Posted: 08 May 05, 13:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

StarShine wrote:

Bobby_brown, fatty was just joking around. John's is just fine. That weirdo.


I know! If you read carefully my post you will notice that i´m joking around too, even though i believe that an aspirine can put our fragile john at risk :))

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Posted: 08 May 05, 21:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Indigestion means that you have a hard time digesting food. Sometimes you can't digest it at all.

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Posted: 08 May 05, 21:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Now that the true reason has been uncovered, do you think he will be embarresed about his choosing not to tour?

Poor John...


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Posted: 10 May 05, 05:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

so... does that mean he doesnt frequent "nice" clubs any more?!?!


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Posted: 10 May 05, 06:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh my GOD... Why is it always the young ones!? *sob* :'(


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Posted: 10 May 05, 11:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*gets on her knees*
whhhhhhhhhhy? gooooooood! whyyyyyyyyyy?


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