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Posted: 14 May 05, 18:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The local paper printed a list of the best/worst genuine Country and Western song titles. Here's my top ten in no particular order :-

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away ?

If You Won't Leave Me I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will

I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.

Mamma Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head )

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too ?

She Got The Goldmine And I Got The Shaft, She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

When You Leave, Walk Out Backwards So I'll Think You're Coming In.

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him.

And My Favourite.........

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.

Well, they made me chuckle anyway !!!




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To turn my weary eyes for home.
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Posted: 15 May 05, 01:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Country music exists for the song titles, and those are pretty good. Here are some others I found on a list by Dr. Demento.

"Kill a Tree For Christ"

"Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Posts of Life"

"I've Got Tears in My Eyes From Lying On My Back in My Bed While I Cry Over You" (Yes, that's a real song.)


God wants you to send me some money.



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Posted: 15 May 05, 01:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol Crazy western folk! XD


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Posted: 15 May 05, 02:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling"

Yep, been there, done that! Got to love country music.

Well...maybe not. :)


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