The local paper printed a list of the best/worst genuine Country and Western song titles. Here's my top ten in no particular order :-
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away ?
If You Won't Leave Me I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
Mamma Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head )
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too ?
She Got The Goldmine And I Got The Shaft, She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
When You Leave, Walk Out Backwards So I'll Think You're Coming In.
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him.
And My Favourite.........
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
Well, they made me chuckle anyway !!!
To cast aside the fury of the battle.
To turn my weary eyes for home.