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Posted: 16 May 05, 18:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yes...while driving to dinner about an hour ago, I saw this very bumpersticker on the van in front of me.

LMFAO!

I'm Jewish...I kiddingly thought to myself, I wonder why my Mom always got pissed off cuz I never dated Jewish guys...I mean at least they were REAL men. LOL :)


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Posted: 16 May 05, 19:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 16 May 05, 19:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Arlene R. Weiss wrote:

T1000donkey wrote:

Your female?


No actually I'm an alien being. WTF! What do you have men in the Netherlands named Arlene!



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Posted: 16 May 05, 20:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL, that's perfect. I'm atheistic myself, but a number of the Christian guys I know are real sweethearts, including my own personal Christian guy :D

And no, I can't say I've ever met a bloke named Arlene :)


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Posted: 17 May 05, 12:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Arlene is typically (NOT always though)a fairly ethnic Jewish name. Oy vey of which I am. Hava na Gila! Hey!


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Posted: 17 May 05, 12:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I like this bumper sticker:

JESUS LOVES YOU... BUT EVERYOBODY ELSE THINKS YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 17 May 05, 12:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles79 wrote:

I like this bumper sticker:

JESUS LOVES YOU... BUT EVERYOBODY ELSE THINKS YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.


LOL LMFAO!


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Posted: 17 May 05, 19:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I have several favorite bumper stickers.

1) Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

2) GUYS: Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to be one.

3) Freedom of religion means ANY religion.

4) Jesus was a liberal.

5) If you don't like abortions, don't have one.

6) Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot.

7) Bare feet, not arms.

8) All the arms we need are for hugging.

9) You want to cut off my reproductive choice. *snip snip* Can I cut off yours?

10) 2QT2BSTR8.

11) I don't mind straight people as long as they act gay in public.

12) HONK if you understand punctuated equilibria.

13) More trees. Less Bush.

14) Your smut. My art.

15) Got Mick?


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Posted: 17 May 05, 19:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

geeksandgeeks wrote:

I have several favorite bumper stickers.

1) Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

2) GUYS: Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to be one.

3) Freedom of religion means ANY religion.

4) Jesus was a liberal.

5) If you don't like abortions, don't have one.

6) Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot.

7) Bare feet, not arms.

8) All the arms we need are for hugging.

9) You want to cut off my reproductive choice. *snip snip* Can I cut off yours?

10) 2QT2BSTR8.

11) I don't mind straight people as long as they act gay in public.

12) HONK if you understand punctuated equilibria.

13) More trees. Less Bush.

14) Your smut. My art.

15) Got Mick?


All great but I especially like numbers,

1, 6, 10, 11 :)


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Posted: 17 May 05, 21:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My favorite bumper sticker is "He Who Shall Thus That Shall He Who."


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Posted: 17 May 05, 22:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I need one to keep tailgaiters off my ass...In michigan the speed limit is 70 on the exp.way I can go 80 and still stupid pricks in decked out picks up or mini vans still need to ride my ass...
BTW I hate people who drive mini vans...they all deserve the chair.


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Posted: 17 May 05, 22:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Hah, that is funny. I do understand it.

I rather the 'if you can read this you are too close' bumper stickers.


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