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Posted: 29 May 05, 19:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Just thought id say Hi to ya .. always enjoy your posts . I also wondered this ... do i ever annoy you like others who post here?I dont post that often but lately i have ... when i have time i try to.


Sincerely
Ronnie J


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Posted: 29 May 05, 23:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dear Ronnie,

I got your letter today. It was a very well written letter, and you should be proud of yourself. Maybe hang it on the fridge, if you want.

To answer your question, no you do not piss me off in any way. This may be because of your inactivity of posting, or just that I don't find you all that annoying. Either way, you're a good poster with several good things to say.

In fact, because I'm sure everybody values my opinion so greatly, there is nobody on this board that pisses me off - well, not anymore, now that The Three Stooges have been banned. Well, I suppose I should be wrapping this up right about now, but thanks for listening and keep it sloppy.

Yours,

Lester Burnham

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Posted: 30 May 05, 07:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dear Lester,

Will you be my valentine?

Love,

Dr Peg.


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Posted: 30 May 05, 09:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

hm...
*takes note*
indeed hm...


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Posted: 30 May 05, 09:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dear Dr. Peg,

We have received your letter and a representative/correspondant from our offices will respond to you shortly. In the meantime, please enjoy any of our other corporate-sponsored products.

All the best,

Lester Burnham, Inc.

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Posted: 30 May 05, 10:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LIKE CHEESE?!!

Dr. Peg loooooooooves cheese..or gump.


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Posted: 30 May 05, 10:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lester Burnham wrote:

Dear Ronnie,

I got your letter today. It was a very well written letter, and you should be proud of yourself. Maybe hang it on the fridge, if you want.

To answer your question, no you do not piss me off in any way. This may be because of your inactivity of posting, or just that I don't find you all that annoying. Either way, you're a good poster with several good things to say.

In fact, because I'm sure everybody values my opinion so greatly, there is nobody on this board that pisses me off - well, not anymore, now that The Three Stooges have been banned. Well, I suppose I should be wrapping this up right about now, but thanks for listening and keep it sloppy.

Yours,

Lester Burnham


lmfao my , thanks .. just a fan "May I have your autograph" lolol


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Posted: 30 May 05, 10:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The Lord Of Darkness wrote:

I think Lester arse is now all clean.


Wow, talk about unnecessary and just downright creepy.

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Posted: 30 May 05, 10:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lester! Ha! Get it..I'm sa..ah, shaddup. *walks away*


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Posted: 30 May 05, 15:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dear Lester,

I have this problem. Can you help me with it?

I see dead people.

Respectfully,

Lisser


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Posted: 30 May 05, 18:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dear Lisser,

You won't believe this, but I got a letter from a dead person who said she sees Lissers. I wasn't quite sure what that person meant, but now it's starting to make sense.

To assist with your problem, I have enclosed a book titled "What To Do When You See Dead People" by yours truly. I think it will benefit you greatly.

Take two aspirin and call me anytime.

Yours,

Lester

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Posted: 30 May 05, 20:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That's the worst book I've ever read!


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Posted: 30 May 05, 20:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

taylorgaga,

Unfortunately, it looks like your bad luck has reigned once again and you aren't due to check out of mortality - ever. That's right, you will live forever, as the song goes, and even when the universe has imploded, you will aimlessly float around nothingness for all eternity. A thousand apologies.

Keep it sassy, Tallahassee.

Lester

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Posted: 30 May 05, 20:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That's the worst prediction of fate I've ever read!


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Posted: 30 May 05, 20:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't see you coming up with anything better.

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Posted: 30 May 05, 20:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I wrote my thesis on it!


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Posted: 01 Jun 05, 01:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lester,

I think I'm a lesbian. What would you do with/to me if it were true?

Sincerely,

Bob



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Posted: 02 Jun 05, 01:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Golly , im loving this thread ... lol
Lester YOU ARE THA MAN!


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Posted: 02 Jun 05, 09:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

EvilTwin,

You should remember that the people across the hall are still people, and it is unfair for you to judge, whether they're Portugese, Lebanese, or from Greenwich Village, New York City. Perhaps they're very good friends? Having just taken a look on Google at a few Lebanese women, I only have one request for you: befriend them immediately and bring a camcorder, for the love of God!

Time for a cold shower.

Yours,

Lester