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Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach user not visiting Queenzone.com

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Posted: 30 May 05, 05:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Is there any need for large women to expose their vast midriffs when the sun comes out?

Not only vast but very, very white!

This trend is putting me off my martini.


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Posted: 30 May 05, 05:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It's the grey lycra jogging pants that get me Archie, you old ragamuffin. Is it a demonstration of irony?

Besides, I'd have thought blue was much more your colour.


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Posted: 30 May 05, 06:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Flashman you vainglorious buffoon, I see the illness hasn't shifted those extra pounds you've been carrying.

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Not that I watch it mind you.


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Posted: 30 May 05, 07:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The worst bit is when the flabby midriff hangs over the jeans waist-line. Looking like they are wearing a flesh coloured water ring.


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Posted: 30 May 05, 07:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

With stretch marks.


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Posted: 30 May 05, 07:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Shouldn't you be in the pub Banquo?


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Posted: 30 May 05, 07:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Don't want to get there too early. I might drink to much and miss the moment. I'll be going soon though.


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Posted: 30 May 05, 15:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Quit making fun of me!!!




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Posted: 30 May 05, 16:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This only happens in summer in England? Over here in Belfast its an all year thing.

Girls with trousers that they can only fit 2/3 of their arse into. And big bellies hanging over their jeans.

Still, who am I to argue with fashion.


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Posted: 30 May 05, 16:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

And lets not forget the gentleman out mowing their lawns who insist on removing their shirts so we can all enjoy their pasty white flubby bellies hanging down over their trousers, complete with hair...yeesh.


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Posted: 30 May 05, 16:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Janet wrote:

And lets not forget the gentleman out mowing their lawns who insist on removing their shirts so we can all enjoy their pasty white flubby bellies hanging down over their trousers, complete with hair...yeesh.


LOL!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!


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Posted: 30 May 05, 16:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

the_hero wrote:

Lisser wrote:

Quit making fun of me!!!



Aaaaawww I still love you


I luv you too!!! :)


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Posted: 30 May 05, 17:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Janet wrote:

And lets not forget the gentleman out mowing their lawns who insist on removing their shirts so we can all enjoy their pasty white flubby bellies hanging down over their trousers, complete with hair...yeesh.


I haven't gone shirtless in over 10 years because of a remark like that, even though you are kidding and we know it, it STILL hurts... I have become so paranoid that I never wear shorts either, and again, I KNOW you all are just kidding too, but to the fat people that are not secure in their looks it is rough.




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