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Posted: 07 Jun 05, 02:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Let's face it: if we're handing out 'best ever' awards, yours truly would win hands down every time. That's written in stone and can't be argued with.

But I'll tell you what, and what's more I'll tell you for nowt, so listen up;

All you tick turds creating awards ceremonies are wasting your time and mine. Y'see, I've never heard of three quarters of you, so your views carry little weight.

So, when you decree that Jezebel457 is without doubt 'QZ's Grandest Dame', or Jeffrey's Cat is 'QZ's Most Popular Lard Collector', it registers not one jot on the Flashman Visage. Not even a slight raise of the left eyebrow, or curl of the lip.

Between thee and me, you're mostly a dull lot, with a few notable exceptions. I can't tell you apart most of the time - you may as well be the same person. Perhaps you are, as intellectually you all seem about level with a gnat's knackers.

Now, this post ain't because of any great jealousy on my part due to the sheer vacuum of awards that have been presented my way lately. Certainly not - you can stick your stupid, childish awards up your arse sideways for all I care. I don't want your rubbish awards. It's not like I've any room left on the mantle-piece anyway, curse you. I wouldn't bloody have one if you were giving 'em away, which I doubt you could. I've got better things to do and see if I care, damn your eyes.

Really - you can stick 'em.

No, what this post is about is... Oh, for fuck's sake, I've lost my thread now! Aarrgh! You're all a bunch of wankers.


FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN!



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Posted: 07 Jun 05, 03:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Truer words, never spoken.

Except these ones.


...this kettle is boiling over...

...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...

...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Posted: 07 Jun 05, 05:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'll give you an award, baby.
Use your imagination.


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Posted: 07 Jun 05, 08:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I couldn't agree more with one thing- I can't tell all those ppl apart myself...

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Posted: 07 Jun 05, 09:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

^.^

-.-'


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Posted: 07 Jun 05, 09:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

There is no point in having these so-called contests....

I win them all, hands down. I am the BEST!


"Not a fan of the ladies, are you Trebek?"



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Posted: 07 Jun 05, 10:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

oh... oh... oh...


2+2=5
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Posted: 07 Jun 05, 10:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<boring Miss James mode> And I'll respect yours! Yay! </boring Miss James mode>

xD

<twat Solan mode on> ah yeah <twat Solan mode off>



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Posted: 07 Jun 05, 11:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Alex, Amanda has done nothing to you. I wish you would refrain from harassing her. Why start trouble where there is none to begin with.You two don't see eye to eye on things. Why can't you just leave it at that?


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Posted: 07 Jun 05, 11:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

'Bob the Shit: twat, ooh I feel so injured. That came from a crapy old fuck who always tries to give the image of "macho" with no success of course.'


I am equally crushed by your lame ass insult to me, no doubt I will cry myself to sleep tonight.

ps It's spelt c-r-a-p-p-y



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Posted: 07 Jun 05, 12:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Ok. You C-R-A-P-P-Y old fuck. Move on with your LAME existance."

It's spelt existence


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Posted: 07 Jun 05, 12:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Wee wee weenis


"Not a fan of the ladies, are you Trebek?"



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Posted: 07 Jun 05, 12:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

'Ok. You C-R-A-P-P-Y old fuck. Move on with your LAME existance.'

4,000+ posts in 11 months and you say my existence is lame? Half of your posts consist of 'ah yeah' or 'I agree', 30% are in Spanish, 25% are trying to get into people's knickers - a translation of your post history is 'I have a small penis'.

Thank you, fuck off, goodnight.




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Posted: 07 Jun 05, 14:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Damn Alex, I had to haul my creaky senile middleaged butt from my rocking chair to read your reply and this is the best you can come up with? The age thing is, well, getting old! Can't you come up with something of substance to attack Bob with?

First round
Bob-1
Alex-0


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Posted: 07 Jun 05, 14:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i hate to see people fight too, mari...


2+2=5
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Posted: 07 Jun 05, 14:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

For your information Bob is one of the finest people I have ever met and I am honored to be able to call him friend. And if you think its that stupid then maybe you shouldn't keep replying.



-If you want the best seat in the house, you have to move the cat.





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Posted: 07 Jun 05, 14:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote:

<font color=#CC0066>Sonia Doris</font> wrote:

i hate to see people fight too, mari...


And this is turning ugly :S

indeed...
i would like to offer cookies, but it seems they're not wanted...


2+2=5
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Posted: 07 Jun 05, 15:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote:

<font color=#CC0066>Sonia Doris</font> wrote:

<font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote:

<font color=#CC0066>Sonia Doris</font> wrote:

i hate to see people fight too, mari...


And this is turning ugly :S

indeed...
i would like to offer cookies, but it seems they're not wanted...


Well, let's put our peace flags in our doors now :P

*puts on the white underwear... oops.... flag*


2+2=5
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Posted: 07 Jun 05, 15:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I will put my white bra :D

I wanna see!


MY GOD spell it write.
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Posted: 07 Jun 05, 15:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'd like to see you in a white bra too, William.

;-)


-If you want the best seat in the house, you have to move the cat.