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Posted: 10 Jun 05, 23:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

TAOISM- “if you understand shit, it isn’t shit”

HINDUISM- “this shit happened before”

CONFUCIANISM- “Confucius say ‘shit happens’”

BUDDHISM- “shit will happen to you again”

ZEN- “what is the sound of shit happening?”

ISLAM- “if shit happens it is the will of Allah”

SIKHISM- “leave our shit alone”

JEHOVA’S WITNESS- “knock knock. shit happens”

ATHEISM- “I don’t believe this shit”

AGNOSTICISM- “can you prove that shit happens?”

CATHOLICISM- “if shit happens, you deserve it”

PROTESTANTISM- “shit happens. amen to that”

JUDAISM- “why does shit always happen to us?”

ORTHODOX JUDAISM- “so shit happens, already”

TELEVANGELISM- “send us money or shit will happen to you”

RASTAFARIANISM- “let’s smoke this shit”

HARE KRISHNA- “shit happens rama rama”

NATION OF ISLAM- “don’t take no shit”

NEW AGE- “visualize shit happening”

SHINTOISM- “you inherit the shit of your ancestors”

HEDONISM- “I love it shit happens”

SATANISM- “sneppah tihs”

CAPTALISM- “this is MY shit”

FEMINISM- “men are shit”

EXISTENTIALISM- “what is shit, anyway?”

SCIENTOLOGY- “if shit happens, see Diametics p.137”

MORMONISM- “excrement happens” (don’t say shit)

BAPTISM- “we’ll wash the shit right off you”

MYSTICISM- “this is really weird shit”

VOODOO- “shit doesn’t just happen- we made it happen”

DISNEYISM- “bad shit doesn’t happen here”

WICCA- “you can make shit happen but shit will happen to you three times”

COMMUNISM- “let’s share the shit”

MARXISM- “you have nothing to lose but your shit”

CONSPIRACRY THEORISM- “THEY shit on us!”

PSYCHO-ANALYSIS- “tell me about your shit”

DARWINISM- “survival of the shittiest”

AMISH- “modern shit is useless”

SUICIDAL- “I’ve had enough of this shit”

OPTIMISM- “shit won’t happen to me”

TREKISM- “to boldly shit where no one has shit before”

SHAKESPEAREAN- “to shit or not to shit. that is the question”

DESCARTES- “I shit therefore I am”

FREUD- “shit is a phallic symbol”

LAWYERS- “for enough money, I can get you out of shit”

ACUPUNCTURIST- “hold still or this will hurt like shit

DOG- “I just shit in your shoe”

CAT- “dogs are shit”

MOUSE- “oh shit! a cat!”

POLITICALLY CORRECT- “internally processed nutritionally-drained biological output happens”

EINSTEIN- “shit is relative”

FAMILY GATHERING- “relatives are shit”

MATERIALISM- “whoever dies with the most shit, wins”

VEGETARIANISM- “if it happens to shit, don’t eat it”

FATALISM- “oh shit, it’s going to happen”

ENVIRONMENTALISM- “shit is biodegradable”

AMERICANISM- “who gives a shit?”

STATISTICIAN- “shit is 84.7% likely to happen”

HIP-HOP- “motherfuck this shiznit, beeatch!”

TANTRISM- “fuck this shit”

CYNICISM- “we are all full of shit”

SURREALISM- “fish happens”


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Posted: 10 Jun 05, 23:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LMFAO!!!


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Posted: 10 Jun 05, 23:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You have too much time on ur' hands.


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Posted: 11 Jun 05, 00:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

No shit.


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Posted: 11 Jun 05, 09:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL, very funny!


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Posted: 11 Jun 05, 09:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

_amadeus_ wrote:

You have too much time on ur' hands.


You think I actually made that up?


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Posted: 11 Jun 05, 12:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'd hope not, but if you search for stuff like that, you have too much time on ur' hands.


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Posted: 11 Jun 05, 12:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

ROTFL! some great shit...yeah,that wus bad ^.^


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Posted: 11 Jun 05, 13:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL! :-)


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Posted: 11 Jun 05, 13:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

_amadeus_ wrote:

I'd hope not, but if you search for stuff like that, you have too much time on ur' hands.


I saw it on a poster at Spencer's Gifts.


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Posted: 11 Jun 05, 15:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LMFAO. Clever and all hilarious!


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Posted: 11 Jun 05, 15:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

EvilTwin wrote:

Yes!!! I think I just clicked on some.


LOL!


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Posted: 11 Jun 05, 16:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=#FF399> Linda Of The Valley wrote:

amadeus, your an idiot

origional poster : LMAO!!


Hey Linda.. Get your spell checker out.. Original doesn't have the second O.. ;-)

ok ok ok... I am just doing his to get you going.. not that it takes much to do that anymore.. ;-)


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Posted: 12 Jun 05, 14:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I got this from an e-mail forward:

The Most Functional English Word

Just for shits and giggles!

Well, it's shit. That's right, shit! may just be the most functional word
in the English language.
CONSIDER.....
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and chenille.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit, or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you have a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But,
if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head..........
Well, Shit Happens!!!



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Posted: 12 Jun 05, 15:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL!!!!! This doesn't stick to the whole "shit" theme, but I also love the saying, "It's better to be pissed off than pissed on."


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Posted: 12 Jun 05, 17:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

esp every saturday evening when i don't win the lottery jackpot


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Posted: 12 Jun 05, 17:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

that is some funny shit, indeed. :P


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Posted: 13 Jun 05, 12:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

the_hero wrote:

Goo wrote:

I got this from an e-mail forward:

The Most Functional English Word

Just for shits and giggles!

Well, it's shit. That's right, shit! may just be the most functional word
in the English language.
CONSIDER.....
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and chenille.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit, or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you have a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But,
if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head..........
Well, Shit Happens!!!


I wonder what BlueedflooZy has to say


let's not think about that ok? :P maybe she's gonna interdict her son/daughter to read Qz, and that would be a shame, don't u think? ;)


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Posted: 13 Jun 05, 18:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Goo wrote:

I got this from an e-mail forward:

The Most Functional English Word

Just for shits and giggles!

Well, it's shit. That's right, shit! may just be the most functional word
in the English language.
CONSIDER.....
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and chenille.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit, or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you have a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But,
if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head..........
Well, Shit Happens!!!


This Rocks! LOL!


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Posted: 15 Jun 05, 14:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

dude that was funny! thanks