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Posted: 23 Jun 05, 14:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Joe: So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis?
Kicking Wing: No.
Joe: Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
Kicking Wing: No, I don't.
Joe: You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?



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Posted: 24 Jun 05, 08:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hmmm, never have I seen such an in-depth or powerfully meaningful thread such as this - it brings a tear to my blind right eye... oh wait, that's just dust - my bad :P

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Posted: 24 Jun 05, 09:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hmmm...ok.

Now to real fireworks... We always buy something called Jungle Rage..name cracks me up every time. Of course, last time we did fireworks, half were duds..:-S

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Posted: 24 Jun 05, 09:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh, you're talking to my guy all wrong! It's the wrong tone. You do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

Clem the Janitor


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Posted: 24 Jun 05, 10:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I love Screaming mimi's!!!!


Wo ist das kamerahhhhhhhhhhh!!!



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Posted: 24 Jun 05, 11:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I prefer the Crap Flappers.....


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Posted: 24 Jun 05, 12:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Screaming mimis!!!!!!!!!!!


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Posted: 24 Jun 05, 12:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

hay guys what's going on in this thread

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Posted: 24 Jun 05, 12:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

we are talking about fireworks...I think?

How are ya Lester (hi-jack)? Is it hot up there? It's going to be in the 90s all week here!! I went to the pool yesterday and I'm going today too. Screw this work shit. I'm leaving in a bit. Wanna go with?


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Posted: 24 Jun 05, 12:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Unfortunately, I'm stuck with piles and piles of work (yet I'm still on QZ... hmm...), but I would be more than happy to jump into a pool. Just need a bathing suit, which I didn't wear to work...

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Posted: 24 Jun 05, 12:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't have mine on yet either but I'm breakin out of this place and going to put it on!!!

Throw that work out the windowwwww!!! It can wait!


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Posted: 24 Jun 05, 12:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You've convinced me! Looks like the boxer shorts will have to substitute as my bathing suit, though.

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Posted: 24 Jun 05, 12:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

yeeee hoooooooooo!!! are they hawaiian boxers?


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Posted: 24 Jun 05, 12:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Actually, they have little polar bears on them, I believe. But I was in quite a daze this morning when I woke up that I'd be surprised if I'm even wearing boxers at all.

(...because you all had to know...)

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Posted: 24 Jun 05, 13:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ah yes, and who is it, dear Lisser, that you are smack smacking in your signature, and why is a smack smacking being administered? Is it a good smack smack, or a bad smack smack?

Why is 'smack' such a funny word to me now? Am I losing my mind? Why ask so many questions?

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Posted: 24 Jun 05, 13:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I am smacking your polar bears Lester.


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Posted: 24 Jun 05, 13:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lisser wrote:

I am smacking your polar bears Lester.


Just watch where you smack, Lisser!

I just emailed you, too.

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Posted: 24 Jun 05, 13:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lester Burnham wrote:

Actually, they have little polar bears on them, I believe. But I was in quite a daze this morning when I woke up that I'd be surprised if I'm even wearing boxers at all.


One time my bro-in-law was getting ready for work in the dark and put on one of my sister's night shirts. It had bears and stars on it..*lol* And no..he didn't realize and take it off before he left.

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Posted: 24 Jun 05, 14:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lester Burnham wrote:

Lisser wrote:

I am smacking your polar bears Lester.


Just watch where you smack, Lisser!

I just emailed you, too.


At work? Bc I haven't gotten it yet.

:(


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Posted: 24 Jun 05, 14:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lisser wrote:

Lester Burnham wrote:

Lisser wrote:

I am smacking your polar bears Lester.


Just watch where you smack, Lisser!

I just emailed you, too.


At work? Bc I haven't gotten it yet.

:(


Actually I sent it to your hotmail account, because I wasn't sure if you were still at work or not. Can you access hotmail at work?

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One time my bro-in-law was getting ready for work in the dark and put on one of my sister's night shirts. It had bears and stars on it..*lol* And no..he didn't realize and take it off before he left.


Haha, I've done something similar to that before, where I put on two different colored socks, thinking they were the same. This was when I wore socks and sandals in high school (hippie!), and I thought the mismatched socks weren't very noticeable but apparently a lot of people looked at my feet that day and asked me why my socks didn't match.