This is addressed to the site administrator who I believe is Richard. From the posts I read, the quotation marks are replaced by &amp& something. Maybe there are other problems as well. Let's see:
A sailor comes back from a long journey at sea. As soon as he sees his lovely wife he wants to recuperate some of the lost time so he jumps all over her. The wife says:
"Don't be so eager to have sex, let's talk a little first". The sailor replies:
"Come on! Not even the cook on the ship had such an attitude"
(This sounds much better in romanian:) )