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Posted: 30 Jun 05, 13:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in,but you can always see right through them.

COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. And it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.

TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it ... and, of course, there's the hot air part.

SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.

SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought it would be male. But consider...it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.


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Posted: 30 Jun 05, 16:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lovely!


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Posted: 30 Jun 05, 22:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL, the remote button is so true!

That, and I still haven't completely figured out every single feature on my tiny MP3 player. Just this week, into the 2nd month that I've owned it so far, I discovered (by accident) the program feature! lol!

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Posted: 30 Jun 05, 22:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Haha. Very true, though! :)


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Posted: 01 Jul 05, 01:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

All absolutely correct. Loved the ones about the hammer and the photocopier.


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Posted: 01 Jul 05, 15:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL veeery nice


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Posted: 01 Jul 05, 16:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I like the Ziploc one..:-)

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Posted: 01 Jul 05, 16:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Thats hilarious!


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Posted: 02 Jul 05, 00:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Erin wrote:

I like the Ziploc one..:-)


So do I...and there's nothing more accurate than the hourglass one. I weigh 117 and it seems like 98% of it is in the hips and thighs...grrrr...


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Posted: 03 Jul 05, 10:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

you weigh 117? What have you got to complain about?


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Posted: 03 Jul 05, 12:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around."

LOL :D



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Posted: 03 Jul 05, 12:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Love them all... great!!! :-))



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Posted: 03 Jul 05, 15:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Queenleaf wrote:

you weigh 117? What have you got to complain about?


Nothing whatsoever, actually :) I just wish it weren't so concentrated.


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