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Posted: 05 Jul 05, 12:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

'DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE' NICOLETTE SHERIDAN SAVED FIANCE FROM KILLER SHARK

'Desperate Houswives' star, NICOLETTE SHERIDAN impressed fiance NIKLAS SODERBLOM during their first meeting, when she saved his life by attacking a great white shark which was edging towards him.

The actress was admiring Soderblom, then a stranger, surfing in the sea when she observed the shark's fin behind her future love.

But the brave 41-year-old risked her life to protect Soderblom from the predator, by racing towards it and punching its face.

She says, "Niklas was on a surfboard and there was a huge great white shark that had come over from Catalina.

"I was doing my daily three-mile swim and I saw this fin and I swam as fast as I could and punched that shark right in the nose, repeatedly. And saved him!"

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Seems like it's one that's gonna be hard to beat.


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 05 Jul 05, 13:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Shhhyeah right..and pretty soon monkeys might fly outta my butt..

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Posted: 05 Jul 05, 13:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Careful what you say! I said that a few years ago reading a crap review in Rolling Stone, And I'm still doubled over in agony... ;)


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Posted: 05 Jul 05, 13:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dan Corson wrote:

Careful what you say! I said that a few years ago reading a crap review in Rolling Stone, And I'm still doubled over in agony... ;)


:-o I'm so sorry!

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Posted: 05 Jul 05, 13:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Did I ever tell you all about the time when I ripped off the head of a giant T-Rex that was attacking my home with my own bare hands?


"The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keep out the joy."

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Posted: 05 Jul 05, 14:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I forgot to wear my Waist high bullshit boots today! What a load of BS!


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Posted: 05 Jul 05, 15:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

yes of course :D

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Posted: 05 Jul 05, 15:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote:

Okay... I was bitten by a giant mosquito, does that counts???


You should get the mosquito deleto. :-p


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Posted: 05 Jul 05, 15:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote:

Okay... I was bitten by a giant mosquito, does that counts???


I could believe that one.

There are Goliath bird eating spiders in Venezuela that have a 10 inch span. I don't know if you've ever been to the jungle in Venezuela, but if so, then I could perhaps believe that you were bitten by a giant mosquito.


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 05 Jul 05, 16:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well, personally, Star Wars is not science fiction.

The 6 films were all a documentary. George Lucas is actually Yoda, who like a chamelian can physically morph into any thing so he made himself look like an earthling, made those 6 docs., to gain the people of earth's trust.

Yoda..er George has personally been to my house, and has made me the Queen of Alderan where I will help keep the Republic alive and marry...Hayden Christensen..who REALLY is not Anakin Skywalker, but...Luke Skywalker...where we will keep the Jedi Knights as one to protect the universe.


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Posted: 05 Jul 05, 21:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I played Pinball with Brian May and I kicked his arse.
He's still having trouble sitting down.


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Posted: 05 Jul 05, 23:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol

ah, good times


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Posted: 08 Jul 05, 11:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hmmm, I'm a virgin.


MY GOD spell it write.
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Posted: 08 Jul 05, 13:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I am hotter than Jessica Alba! ;)


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Posted: 08 Jul 05, 13:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"lol

ah, good times"

- Zeni in lack of capitalisation and proper pronunciation shock!




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Posted: 08 Jul 05, 13:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Freddie lives in the house across the street from me.


Nonono, you don't understand, that is NOT why I have this gerbil!
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Posted: 08 Jul 05, 23:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It's true!
His name is Freddie Robinson and we are good friends.


Nonono, you don't understand, that is NOT why I have this gerbil!