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Posted: 12 Jul 05, 11:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

1 three cocks in wales
2 wetwang [ i believe that the late richard whitely was mayor of this place]in the north of england i think
my favourite though is
3 Lord Hereford's Knob in wales.


any one got any other amusing place names

oh yes another one...
i once visited Intercourse in [sorry about the spelling] pensylvania, as a teenager. my brother and i found it highly amusing, our parents squirmed a bit




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Posted: 12 Jul 05, 12:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 12 Jul 05, 13:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

yes there are some good ones there
wet beaver creek being especially amusing
i still prefer Lord Hereford's Knob though. ahem, the place name that is


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Posted: 12 Jul 05, 13:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Did you see my post


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Posted: 12 Jul 05, 13:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Intercourse, Pennsylvania


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Posted: 12 Jul 05, 13:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=#F003300><font>Mercuryworks wrote:

Did you see my post


I did. I remember that thread too. Hilarious!


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Posted: 12 Jul 05, 13:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Haystacks Calhoun wrote:

Intercourse, Pennsylvania


Which is right next to Blue Ball.

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Posted: 12 Jul 05, 13:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=#F003300><font>Mercuryworks wrote:

Did you see my post




yes, i looked at it as i said in the earlier post
there are some very good place names there.


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Posted: 12 Jul 05, 13:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yeah get your own script writer!


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Posted: 13 Jul 05, 00:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I thought there was an Intercourse in Alabama?


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Posted: 13 Jul 05, 00:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Colonial Knob in NZ - I used to live around there.

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Posted: 13 Jul 05, 00:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

dragonzflame wrote:

I thought there was an Intercourse in Alabama?


Depends...wanna meet me there? lol


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Posted: 13 Jul 05, 07:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

we can't forget about Dildo (a small town in Canada that was recently (back on Canada Day!) featured on VH1)


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Posted: 16 Jul 05, 06:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

yorkie's knob in Queendsland, Aus.


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Posted: 17 Jul 05, 05:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I live near a Fiddletown in australia. And when i was in england i drove past a fuggle stone red.

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Posted: 18 Jul 05, 19:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Here's a list of US place names:

Chicken, Alaska
Deadhorse, Alaska
Eek, Alazka
Burnt Corn, Alabama
Intercourse, Alabama
Muck City, Alabama
Rooster, Alabama
Bagdad, Arizona
Boneyard, Arizona
Floss, Arizona
Goobertown, Arizona
Nothing, Arizona
Why, Arizona
Fannie, Arkansas
Greasy Corner, Arkansas
Grubbs, Arkansas
Hooker, Arkansas
Okay, Arkansas
Possum Grape, Arkansas
Smackover, Arkansas
Toad Suck, Arkansas
Turkey Scratch, Arkansas
Weiner, Arkansas
Yellville, Arkansas
Blunt, California
Bummerville, California
Deadwood, California
Doghouse Junction, California
Frying Pan, California
Hellhole Palms, California
Hells Kitchen, California
Hooker, California
Last Chance, California
Mormon Bar, California
Needles, California
Ono, California
Prunedale, California
Rescue, California
Relief, California
Scarface, California
Squabbletown, California
Sucker Flat, California
Toad Town, California
Volcano, California
Weedpatch, California
Wimp, California
You Bet, California
Yreka Zzyzx, California
Climax, Colorado
Last Chance, Colorado
No Name, Colorado
Parachute, Colorado
Purgatory, Colorado
Giants Neck, Conneticut
Moosup, Connecticut
Howey-in-the-Hills, Florida
Kissimmee, Florida
Okahumpka, Florida
Sopchoppy, Florida
Two Egg, Florida
Weeki Wachee, Florida
Yeehaw Junction, Florida
Between, Georgia
Chickasawhatchee, Georgia
Climax, Georgia
Enigma, Georgia
Hopeulikit, Georgia
Talking Rock, Georgia
Papa, Hawaii
Good Grief, Idaho
Beer Bottle Crossing, Idaho
Bald Knob, Illinois
Devil's Backbone, Illinois
Grand Detour, Illinois
Kickapoo, Illinois
Paw Paw, Illinois
Roachtown, Illinois
French Lick, Indiana
Gnaw Bone, Indiana
Naked City, Indiana
Roachdale, Indiana
Toad Hop, Indiana
Diagonal, Iowa
Gravity, Iowa
What Cheer, Iowa
Perdition, Kansas
Ransom, Kansas
Beaver Lick, Kentucky
Bugtussle, Kentucky
Chicken Gizzard, Kentucky
Crummies, Kentucky
Do Stop, Kentucky
Monkeys Elbow, Kentucky
Mousie, Kentucky
Mud Lick, Kentucky
Oddville, Kentucky
Ogle, Kentucky
Spring Lick, Kentucky
Rabbit Hash, Kentucky
Typo, Kentucky
Belcher, Louisiana
Cut-Off, Louisiana
Mudville, Louisiana
Tickfaw, Louisiana
Waterproof, Louisana
Bald Head, Maine
Dickey, Maine
Beans Corner Bingo, Maine
Accident, Maryland
Assawoman, Maryland
Boring, Maryland
Crapo, Maryland
Cockeysville, Maryland
Belchertown, Massachusets
Cow Yard, Massachusets
Mashpee, Massachusets
Bad Axe, Michigan
Climax, Michigan
Hell, Michigan
Jugville, Michigan
Kalamazoo, Michigan
Podunk, Michigan
Slapneck, Michigan
Climax, Minnesota
Embarass, Minnesota
Nimrod, Minnesota
Nowthen, Minnesota
Savage, Minnesota
Sleepy Eye, Minnesota
Bobo, Mississippi
Chunky, Mississippi
Dragon, Mississippi
Sanatorium, Mississippi
Soso, Mississippi
Yazoo, Mississippi
Conception, Missouri
Enough, Missouri
Frankenstein, Missouri
Licking, Missouri
Peculiar, Missouri
Roach, Missouri
Sleeper, Missouri
Tightwad, Missouri
Bitter Root, Montana
Hungry Horse, Montana
Rocky Boy, Montana
Square Butt, Montana
Two-Dot, Montana
Yaak, Montana

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Posted: 18 Jul 05, 20:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Continued...

Bee, Nebraska
Colon, Nebraska
Fort Crook, Nebraska
Road, Nebraska
Wahoo, Nebraska
Weeping Water, Nebraska
Worms, Nebraska
Bunkerville, Nevada
Incline Village, Nevada
Lovelock, Nevada
Owyhee, Nevada
Pahrump, Nevada
Searchlight, Nevada
Verdi-Mogul, Nevada
Weed Heights, Nevada
Winnemucca, Nevada
Bungy, New Hampshire
Contoocook, New Hampshire
Hell Hollow, New Hampshire
Lost Nation, New Hampshire
Sandwich Landing, New Hampshire
Bivalve, New Jersey
Brick, New Jersey
Ho-Ho Kus, New Jersey
Little Egg Harbor, New Jersey
Love Ladies, New Jersey
Succasuna, New Jersey
Elephant Butte, New Mexico
Tingle, New Mexico
Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
Bitch Creek, New York
Bitch Lake, New York
Bitch Mountain, New York
Cat Elbow Corner, New York
Climax, New York
Coxsackie, New York
Hicksville, New York
Horseheads, New York
Peekskill, New York
Neversink, New York
Yaphank, New York
Yonkers, New York
Climax, North Carolina
Gum Neck, North Carolina
Horneytown, North Carolina
Lizard Lick, North Carolina
Meat Camp, North Carolina
Tick Bite, North Carolina
Toast, North Carolina
Whynot, North Carolina
Concrete, North Dakota
Hoople, North Dakota
Voltaire, North Dakota
Zap, North Dakota
Blue Ball, Ohio
Climax, Ohio
Dick, Ohio
Fly, Ohio
Knockemstiff, Ohio
Three Legs Town, Ohio
Bowlegs, Oklahoma
Frogville, Oklahoma
Hooker, Oklahoma
Okay, Oklahoma
Pumpkin Center, Oklahoma
Slapout, Oklahoma
Slaughterville, Oklahoma
Boring, Oregon
Drain, Oregon
Halfcom, Oregon
Idiotville, Oregon
Zig Zag, Oregon
Balltown, Pennsylvania
Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania
Blue Ball, Pennsylvania
Climax, Pennsylvania
Drab, Pennsylvania
Experiment, Pennsylviana
Fear Not, Pennsylvania
Gobbler's Knob, Pennsylvania
Hempfield, Pennsylvania
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Loyalsockville, Pennsylvania
Panic, Pennsylvania
Porkey, Pennsylvania
Quigglesville, Pennsylvania
Scalp Level, Pennsylvania
Uno, Pennsylvania
Virginville, Pennsylvania
Mooseup Valley, Rhode Island
Quidnick, Rhode Island
Quonochontaug, Rhode Island
Woonsocket, Rhode Island
Coward, South Carolina
Due West, South Carolina
Ninetimes, South Carolina
Sugar Tit, South Carolina
Igloo,South Dakota
Peever, South Dakota
Red Shirt, South Dakota
Bugscuffle, Tennessee
Bucksnort, Tennessee
Defeated, Tennessee
Difficult, Tennessee
Duck Town, Tennessee
Finger, Tennessee
Nameless, Tennessee
Only, Tennessee
Smartt, Tennessee
Sweet Lips, Tennessee
Static, Tennessee
Yum Yum, Tennessee
Cut-n-Shoot, Texas
Dime Box, Texas
Ding Dong, Texas
Frognot, Texas
Gun Barrel City, Texas
Hoop and Holler, Texas
Leaky, Texas
Loco, Texas
Looneyville, Texas
Muleshoe, Texas
Notrees, Texas
Pointblank, Texas
Possum Kingdom, Texas
Run and Shoot, Texas
Tarzan, Texas
Trophy Club, Texas
Turkey, Texas
Twitty, Texas
Uncertain, Texas
Bald Knob, Utah
Hurricane, Utah
Lovelock, Utah
Orderville, Utah
Bread Loaf, Vermont
Mosquitoville, Vermont
Notown, Vermont
Satans Kingdom, Vermont
Bumpass, Virginia
Croaker, Virginia
Frogtown, Virginia
Goochland, Virginia
Goosepimple Junction, Virginia
Mutt, Virginia
Nuttsville, Virginia
Ordinary, Virginia
Enumclaw, Washington
Humptulips, Washington
Klickitat, Washington
Kooskooskie, Washington
Tumtum, Washington
Tumwater, Washington
Big Ugly, West Virginia
Crum, West Virginia
Hoo Hoo, West Virginia
Looneyville, West Virginia
Lost City, West Virginia
Nitro, West Virginia
Odd, West Virginia
Paw, West Virginia
Pinch, West Virginia
War, West Virginia
Embarrass, Wisconsin
Footville, Wisconsin
Imalone, Wisconsin
Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
Ubet, Wisconsin
Wanderoos, Wisconsin
Bill, Wyoming
Camel Hump, Wyoming
Meeteetse, Wyoming
Muddy Gap, Wyoming


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Posted: 19 Jul 05, 12:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

apparently there is a place called 'Twatt' on one of the scottish islands


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Posted: 19 Jul 05, 15:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Theres a village called Ugly near me.

And the village hall that gets rented and stuff ( I had my 8th birthday there and we hired a clown, was well fun, and Someone else had a birthday there and a mouse ran up my trousers, made me cry) is called ugly hall.

And there is some village group there called the Ugly Womens something or other.


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