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Posted: 14 Jul 05, 14:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm thinking of having sex with a goat. Have any Queenzoners done it with an animal ?

Please list your animal here:


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Posted: 14 Jul 05, 14:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

oh god


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Posted: 14 Jul 05, 14:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I thought that was a sheep you were on about Robert, not a goat.


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Posted: 14 Jul 05, 14:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Wear wellies, put their rear legs inside the wellies and they can't run away. Also, do it on the edge of a cliff so that they push back that little bit harder.


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Posted: 14 Jul 05, 14:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If it moves....... ;-)

Ostriches are okay but it can get fucking painful if you break stride with them!


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Posted: 14 Jul 05, 14:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I always figured Shrek and Donkey were getting it on...

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Posted: 14 Jul 05, 14:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I was always suspicious myself, Erin ;-)


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Posted: 14 Jul 05, 14:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't like to gossip but Donkey is actually hung like a human *waggles pinkie*...you know what I mean ;-)


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Posted: 14 Jul 05, 14:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

How about BPP and Paul "The Animal" Rodgers? Tell us Poodle! :-)


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Posted: 14 Jul 05, 15:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bohemian777 wrote:

How about BPP and Paul "The Animal" Rodgers? Tell us Poodle! :-)


LOL! LMAO!


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Posted: 14 Jul 05, 15:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bryans Permed Poodle wrote:

I'm thinking of having sex with a goat. Have any Queenzoners done it with an animal ?

Please list your animal here:


Your mother..


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Posted: 14 Jul 05, 15:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mike Preston wrote:

Bryans Permed Poodle wrote:

I'm thinking of having sex with a goat. Have any Queenzoners done it with an animal ?

Please list your animal here:


Your mother..


LMFAO!!!!


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 14 Jul 05, 15:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Janet wrote:

I thought that was a sheep you were on about Robert, not a goat.


from what i've been told...rabbits are best because they 'f*ck like rabbits'


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Posted: 14 Jul 05, 15:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That's true Brenski but you have to wrap them in celloptape to stop them splitting.

Yes, I know....sorry


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Posted: 14 Jul 05, 16:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ah, bunny love.


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Posted: 14 Jul 05, 16:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You should ask your mom, you're the product of one hell of a night with Scruffy :P


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Posted: 14 Jul 05, 16:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Barry © wrote:

Mike Preston wrote:

Bryans Permed Poodle wrote:

I'm thinking of having sex with a goat. Have any Queenzoners done it with an animal ?

Please list your animal here:


Your mother..


Mike, I was going to post that, you beat me to it. I'll settle for his Sister and maybe his Granny if she is a hottie. :-)



Lol all 3 are do-able!



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Posted: 14 Jul 05, 17:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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That's true Brenski but you have to wrap them in celloptape to stop them splitting.

Yes, I know....sorry


Good lord..*lol*

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Posted: 14 Jul 05, 18:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 14 Jul 05, 18:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

BMP - you have officially outdone yourself in being a sick bastard.