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Posted: 19 Jul 05, 08:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Okay, my sister asked me to post this so here I go. DON'T flame me, it's only a lame joke.

All four of Queen are hanging from their underwear off of four seperate flagpoles in that whole wedgie style thingie that you see on American TV shows or movies or whatever. They're all in immense pain, can't get down themselves, and you're the only one who can save them before the damage becomes permanent. HOWEVER, you only have enough time to save ONE!! No, you can't go get more people to help, no you can't ring the fire brigade, no you can't imagine more people or equipment into the scenario to save them all at once. So, WHO DO YOU SAVE??? Freddie, Brian, Roger or John?

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Posted: 19 Jul 05, 08:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Myself.

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Posted: 19 Jul 05, 08:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Freddie!


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Posted: 19 Jul 05, 09:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Serry... of course!!! :-)


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Posted: 19 Jul 05, 09:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bohemian777 wrote:

Serry... of course!!! :-)


Ja, Sie haben recht!

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Posted: 19 Jul 05, 10:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i'd save BRIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
we need himmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 19 Jul 05, 11:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Freddie - of course!!!!

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Posted: 19 Jul 05, 12:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Brian

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Posted: 19 Jul 05, 12:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Too damn easy. You have to think like...Spiderman did when the Silver Surfer made Spidey choose between saving a tran full of people...and Mary Jane, boh in peril at the same time.

But, I have Spidey powers..so I would do what Spidey did. Throw out my web to catch and save all 4, Freddie, Brian, John & Roger. Easy A.

That's why they call me...your friendly neighborhood...Spiderman!


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Posted: 19 Jul 05, 14:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Arlene R. Weiss wrote:

Too damn easy. You have to think like...Spiderman did when the Silver Surfer made Spidey choose between saving a tran full of people...and Mary Jane, boh in peril at the same time.

But, I have Spidey powers..so I would do what Spidey did. Throw out my web to catch and save all 4, Freddie, Brian, John & Roger. Easy A.

That's why they call me...your friendly neighborhood...Spiderman!


...and what about Serry? :-)


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Posted: 19 Jul 05, 14:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Myself, None of the above... I would sit there with a video recorder to tape the exact moment of permenant damage and sell it to the Sun or the Enquirer...


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Posted: 19 Jul 05, 14:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bohemian777 wrote:

Arlene R. Weiss wrote:

Too damn easy. You have to think like...Spiderman did when the Silver Surfer made Spidey choose between saving a tran full of people...and Mary Jane, boh in peril at the same time.

But, I have Spidey powers..so I would do what Spidey did. Throw out my web to catch and save all 4, Freddie, Brian, John & Roger. Easy A.

That's why they call me...your friendly neighborhood...Spiderman!


...and what about Serry? :-)


OF COURSE..Sergey too! :)

Signed
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman!


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Posted: 19 Jul 05, 15:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

P.S. Do I get a nice thank you liplock from all of Queen, while I am hanging upside down in my spiderman costume (like in the movie?)


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Posted: 19 Jul 05, 15:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Arlene R. Weiss wrote:

P.S. Do I get a nice thank you liplock from all of Queen, while I am hanging upside down in my spiderman costume (like in the movie?)



No.


"Just tryin' to have a little fun, folks..."
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Posted: 19 Jul 05, 16:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh God...sometimes life can be really hard...
If I was to choose only one I would choose...I don't know who...that would be an instant choice cause I really can't right now,I'm desperate,sorry :(


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Posted: 19 Jul 05, 17:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Freddie


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Posted: 19 Jul 05, 19:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Freddie.
Unless he's having a fun time. In that case, Brian.


HE ROCKS US STILL.

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Posted: 19 Jul 05, 20:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I think this will add a twist to the situation: the poles are IN their assess! Now who you save? Obviously Freddie is out cause he's having the time of his life. I think I'd let Roger go:)

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Posted: 19 Jul 05, 22:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mike Preston wrote:

Myself, None of the above... I would sit there with a video recorder to tape the exact moment of permenant damage and sell it to the Sun or the Enquirer...


That sounds about right Mike... ;) :P

Arlene R. Weiss wrote:

P.S. Do I get a nice thank you liplock from all of Queen, while I am hanging upside down in my spiderman costume (like in the movie?)

Meh, why the hell not?

Sue Ann Taylor Mercury wrote:

I'D MAKE OUT WITH FREDDIE BEFORE I DID ANYTHING.


I suggest turning off the fucking caps lock before doing anything...

poltergeist wrote:

I think this will add a twist to the situation: the poles are IN their assess! Now who you save? Obviously Freddie is out cause he's having the time of his life. I think I'd let Roger go:)


Nice one... ;)

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Posted: 20 Jul 05, 01:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mike Preston wrote:

Myself, None of the above... I would sit there with a video recorder to tape the exact moment of permenant damage and sell it to the Sun or the Enquirer...


You f*ckin' capitalist!!! Why do not you just SHARE it with all of us? And use rapidshare and please no Windows Media, right?