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Posted: 22 Jul 05, 12:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

A Lamborgini, a Mazerati. (hope I spelled these right).

A new yacht.

Lifetime supply of peroxide.

Incinerator to destroy his ''home porn'' sex tapes, before they fall into the wrong hands.

The infamous Pussycat Dolls singing ''Happy Birthday Mr. President'' just like Marilyn Monroe.
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Lifetime subscription to ''Playboy'', ''Arena'', ''Hustler'', and the USA cable channels ''The Playboy Channell'', ''Starz'' and ''Cinemax''.

Taylor Hawkins and Matt Sorum singing ''Happy Birthday'' while playing outrageous Queen tribute fills on drums.



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Posted: 22 Jul 05, 12:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

A new video camera?! :-)


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Posted: 22 Jul 05, 12:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

the new Stones album... :P signed by Mick, whose birthday is on the same day as Rog's. :)


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Posted: 22 Jul 05, 12:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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A time machine set on 1977.

yeah baby, yeah!


I LOVE the sound of that! When Roger was still HOT!!!!!!!!!!!


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Posted: 22 Jul 05, 14:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL!!!!

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Posted: 22 Jul 05, 15:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Condoms.

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Posted: 22 Jul 05, 15:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"i'd give him myself... all of me, spead eagle over on his kitchen table with whipped cream dolloped over my most tender areas. i think he'd love that. i know i sure would."

ewwww. Gross visual. Now I have to kill myself.


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Posted: 22 Jul 05, 16:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

my birthday is the DAY BEFORE his, so i might give him some birthday cake, or one of my presents. ( a nice one!)


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Posted: 22 Jul 05, 16:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Arlene R. Weiss wrote:

A Lamborgini, a Mazerati. (hope I spelled these right).

A new yacht.

Lifetime supply of peroxide.

Incinerator to destroy his ''home porn'' sex tapes, before they fall into the wrong hands.

The infamous Pussycat Dolls singing ''Happy Birthday Mr. President'' just like Marilyn Monroe.
(you men on QZ should know who The Pussycat Dolls are)

Lifetime subscription to ''Playboy'', ''Arena'', ''Hustler'', and the USA cable channels ''The Playboy Channell'', ''Starz'' and ''Cinemax''.

Taylor Hawkins and Matt Sorum singing ''Happy Birthday'' while playing outrageous Queen tribute fills on drums.


A new singer


Paul Rodgers - "Gimp Of The Year 2006"
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Posted: 22 Jul 05, 18:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

An exercize bike or a treadmill, and the motivation to get off his ass and use it.

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Posted: 22 Jul 05, 18:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I think I'd get him a personal trainer.


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Posted: 22 Jul 05, 18:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Get Debbie to suck his cock till dawn


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Posted: 22 Jul 05, 20:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Uh this is going a little far.


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Posted: 23 Jul 05, 01:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Really me too!


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Posted: 23 Jul 05, 10:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'd give him a schoolgirl skirt


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Posted: 23 Jul 05, 11:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

A bottle of Russian Vodka.

And a pair of shades.


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Posted: 23 Jul 05, 15:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Robin wrote:

"i'd give him myself... all of me, spead eagle over on his kitchen table with whipped cream dolloped over my most tender areas. i think he'd love that. i know i sure would."

ewwww. Gross visual. Now I have to kill myself.


Well if Roger gets that time machine to go back to the 1970's to look like he did then, I'd do the same thing you stated above. LOL!


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Posted: 23 Jul 05, 18:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i'd give him myself... all of me, spead eagle over on his kitchen table with whipped cream dolloped over my most tender areas. i think he'd love that. i know i sure would."

Robin Wrote:

ewwww. Gross visual. Now I have to kill myself.

Arlene Wrote:

Well if Roger gets that time machine to go back to the 1970's to look like he did then, I'd do the same thing you stated above. LOL!


Just to clarify: Sueanntaylormercurywhackjob wrote the nasty whipped cream thing about her/himself. I wrote about the gross visual. Roger could be covered with anything and would not get an eww from me! ;)



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Posted: 25 Jul 05, 10:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Another tattoo. So some girls here would at least see one of his tattoos ;)


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Posted: 26 Jul 05, 00:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

two hit singles and a Grammy...


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