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Posted: 02 Aug 05, 19:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't know what's wrong with my parrot. There are times when I start petting him, and he starts acting quite bizarre. His feathers get all puffy, and he starts making these kinda nearly silent noises like heavy breathing. Then he starts jumping from one hand to the other and moving slowly and kinda like humping my hand.

Does my parrot need to relief himself sexually?


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 02 Aug 05, 19:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LMAO!! My dog is fixed, but sometimes he tries to rub his weiner on my foot..:-p

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Posted: 02 Aug 05, 19:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

He did, on your hand ;-)

Seriously...parrots bond quite heavily with their owners, and when they reach maturity, they bestow their affection on you in exactly the manner you describe. Mine take it a step further and even regurgitate food on me, what an honor to have the love of a parrot!

;-)


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Posted: 02 Aug 05, 19:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Janet wrote:

Mine take it a step further and even regurgitate food on me, what an honor to have the love of a parrot!

;-)


Note to self..don't ever get a parrot..;-)

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Posted: 02 Aug 05, 19:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well, I can't really say that he's humping my hand, but that's what he seemed to be doing.

Once my mom saw him humping a stuffed "bird buddy" that he has on his cage.


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Posted: 02 Aug 05, 19:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Regurgitate?

Wow, my kids must really love me then.


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Posted: 02 Aug 05, 19:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yes...parrots feed their mates to show their love. Its a big honor to be vomited on by a parrot ;-)


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Posted: 02 Aug 05, 20:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Jingles, I'm on my way!


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Posted: 02 Aug 05, 20:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dan Corson wrote:

Jingles, I'm on my way!


*LOL*!

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Posted: 02 Aug 05, 20:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Janet wrote:

Yes...parrots feed their mates to show their love. Its a big honor to be vomited on by a parrot ;-)


That is one thing I've never heard of to be concidered a compliment.
haha.


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Posted: 02 Aug 05, 21:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dan Corson wrote:

Jingles, I'm on my way!


LMAO, Dan! You're also expected to regurgitate my parrot.


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Posted: 03 Aug 05, 01:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

the chicken plucker bookmoble driver from southpark can probably help you


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Posted: 03 Aug 05, 09:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Zeni wrote:

Regurgitate?

Wow, my kids must really love me then.


Mine too then!!!


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Posted: 03 Aug 05, 11:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

O______o ....u always learn something new...sometimes unwillingly...


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