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Posted: 09 Aug 05, 17:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

As I've lost the ability to find any other internet sites for myself.

Thanks awfully

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Posted: 09 Aug 05, 18:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

BREAKING NEWS....Penetration Guru is a buttmunch...hehehe

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Posted: 09 Aug 05, 19:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

How about the news that Space Shuttle Discovery and its seven astronauts returned to Earth safely on Aug. 9th?


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Posted: 09 Aug 05, 21:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My belly hurts.


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Posted: 09 Aug 05, 22:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

--NEWS FLASH--

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

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Posted: 09 Aug 05, 22:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

and no is not an option for PG...

Dark or Arlene?


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Posted: 09 Aug 05, 23:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The cost of gasoline is the highest nowadays, which is one of the most unpleasant news to me, cuz my car eats much gasoline...


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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 00:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My brother is eating steak. It's past midnight. I think that's weird. And, I just changed my profile pic. ^.^


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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 08:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I just saved a ton of money on my chicken dinner by switching to gecko.

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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 08:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Malawi President Bingu wa Mutharika has ordered the immediate suspension of the controversial privatisation of the state-run telecommunications firm.

"One or two issues need to be clarified" before the Malawi Telecommunications Limited (MTL) is sold, the president's office said.

The suspension comes after directors raised objections to the sale.

Ken Msonda, who heads the board of directors, said the price officials set for the firm was not high enough. "The proposed price of $30.7m (£17m) for MTL is too low to match the value of the firm's assets, projects and its viability," he said.

(not sourced from MOJO magazine)




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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 09:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Cultural Diversity

A French bus line filed an unfair-competition lawsuit against a group of cleaning ladies in Moselle, who used to be customers but who recently began car-pooling to their jobs across the border at European Union offices in Luxembourg. Transports Schiocchet Excursions wants the ladies fined and their cars confiscated. And in Tokyo in July, a group of French-language schoolteachers filed a lawsuit against the city's governor (asking the equivalent of almost $100,000) for his having denigrated the French language, calling it a "failed international language." Said Malik Berkane, head of a French school in Tokyo, "(I)t's unacceptable for him to insult French in this way." [The Guardian (London), 7-11-05] [Chicago Sun-Times-AP, 7-14-05]

In Kyrgyzstan (and some neighboring Central Asian countries) the pre-12th-century tribal custom of "ala kachuu" continues, in which a man reduces the time and expense of courtship by riding up on horseback to a woman, snatching her up, and taking her to his family home, where his relatives (and sometimes hers) prepare her for marriage. According to an April New York Times dispatch from Bishkek, more than half of wives are acquired by ala kachuu (although the term can also mean a more-benign "elopement"), and even some of the snatched wives eventually "consent" to the marriage. Ala kachuu has been illegal for years, but the law against it is rarely enforced. [New York Times, 4-30-05]


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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 09:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It has been discovered that Manchester United are shit. The discovery was made this morning after someone reviewed last seasons performance and realised they had won absolutely nothing. Even bitter rivals Liverpool managed to win the european cup last season, for the fifth time.


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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 09:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I have a final exam today!
*nervous*


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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 10:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Good luck Yogi!!! Kick some asses!!! :D

For the football fans here... Wanna see a great goal??:

http://www.filecabi.net/u.php?file=1123597068.wmv


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because I'm an asshole but I'm learning.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfTLkUcQ7QY
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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 10:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

And where did he learn that??? Ajax Ajax Ajax!!!! :P


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because I'm an asshole but I'm learning.



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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 11:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Iraq's porn dealers risk wrath of religious right

Islamic militants threatened to kill him for it, but Abu Mustafa says it was the only way he knew to make a living in the chaos that is Baghdad today.

The pornographic video salesman is among many traders caught between two faces of the new Iraq, one liberated from the state censorship of Saddam Hussein, the other gripped by religious zeal.

"I am scared but what else can I do? I tried lots of other jobs. I worked in a factory, but you just can't make any money in Iraq. It's the only way to support my son," he said on Wednesday.

"There is no way I am going to join the police or army because the insurgents are killing many of them every day."

Relentless guerrilla violence has killed thousands of Iraqis, ravaged the economy and pushed up unemployment, forcing people like Abu Mustafa to scramble for a job.

But like the tens of thousands signing up for the new, U.S. -trained police and army, selling pornography has become an especially high-risk profession in Iraq, where a religious Shi'ite-led government swept to power in January, raising fears in some quarters of an Islamic state modeled after Iran.

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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 11:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Tuesday, August 09, 2005
Rolling Stones: George W full of shit!

On their new album A Bigger Bang, the Rolling Stones are diving into the kind of political waters they usually avoid. They've recorded a song called "Sweet Neo Con" that seemingly attacks the current leadership in Washington, DC, with lines like, "You call yourself a Christian, I call you a hypocrite/You call yourself a patriot, well I think you're full of shit."

Lead singer Mick Jagger intended the song to be taken exactly the way it sounds. He told Newsweek, "It is direct. (Singer-guitarist) Keith (Richards) said, 'It's not really metaphorical.' I think he's a bit worried because he lives in the US. But I don't."

Also in the article, Richards and Jagger insist that they're not just going through the motions with their new album and world tour. Richards said, "I could see why some people may think we're phoning it in after all this time. But playing the music we do, and playing it with these guys, 'Jumpin' Jack Flash' can be a new song to me every night. I mean, we don't need to do it to feed our families. We don't need to do it to prove anything. And nobody wants to be the first one to get off a moving bus. You end up in the dust." He added, "It's that fascination with music that is still the core of the band. (Drummer) Charlie (Watts) sits around and talks about this fantastic (John) Coltrane solo. Thank God, it's the one thing that hasn't left us. You can get disillusioned with the state of the world, but the music's still OK."

Jagger said, "Sometimes you might feel, 'Here we go again.' Feel a little cynical about it. But you get out there and it takes over."

The Stones hit the road for their A Bigger Bang world tour on August 21st in Boston. The A Bigger Bang album comes out September 6th.

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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 11:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

BUSH'S SHOCKING SECRET TATTOO
'He got it in the pot-smoking '60s'

By CAL RANIER

PRESIDENT George Bush is hiding a shameful secret that he believes would have lost him the election if his family-values followers found out about it.

The Prez is hiding a tattoo on his upper right buttock that praises pot smoking, reveals a source who was pals with young George in the wild hippie days of the 1960s and early 1970s.

"It's a small tattoo of a marijuana leaf with the words, 'I love Mary Jane,' " reveals the source. 'Mary Jane' was a popular slang term for pot in the '60s."


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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 11:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Did you just make that up? :-)

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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 11:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

PieterMC wrote:

Did you just make that up? :-)


I got it from a highly respectable news source, thank you very much...the Weekly World News..;-)