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Posted: 09 Aug 05, 18:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

10. What does gunpowder gelatine taste like? Does it blow up in your mouth?1. Who
9. Why does Freddie think he resembles a banana tree?
8. Are blue powder monkeys the missing link to the Smurfs?
7. How does Freddie know just how shakey a jellyfish is?
6. Was anyone ever "crueladevilled" by Freddie, and does that have anything to do with the S&M attraction?
5. Why doesn't Freddie like Star Wars?
4. Who was Mustapha Ibrahim?
3. Who broke his Fairy Circle Ring?
2. Why is it that in the end, Freddie forsakes his One Vision for fried chicken?
1. Who died and why was it all thrown away?


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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 03:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

heh.....good ones there......I've got one more: Does he want to be president or not?

"I dont want to be the president of America" - Bicycle Race

"I feel like the president of the USA" - Mr Bad Guy



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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 09:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Darling39 wrote:

10. What does gunpowder gelatine taste like? Does it blow up in your mouth?1. Who
9. Why does Freddie think he resembles a banana tree?
8. Are blue powder monkeys the missing link to the Smurfs?
7. How does Freddie know just how shakey a jellyfish is?
6. Was anyone ever "crueladevilled" by Freddie, and does that have anything to do with the S&M attraction?
5. Why doesn't Freddie like Star Wars?
4. Who was Mustapha Ibrahim?
3. Who broke his Fairy Circle Ring?
2. Why is it that in the end, Freddie forsakes his One Vision for fried chicken?
1. Who died and why was it all thrown away?


10. Like gunpowder. That's why it's GUNPOWDER gelatin. Geez. And it wouldn't explode in your mouth, unless your mouth has a high enough temperature to cause combustion. I'm looking at you, Mr. Fahrenheit!
9. If you were slightly mad and had a wreath of bananas draped on your head, you'd think so too.
8. I don't think so. Smurfs are incarnations of the Devil, remember? Maybe he's referring to a vision of himself at the 1990 Brit Awards. I dunno, why don't we ask the Black Queen?
7. What Freddie did in his private life should not be the topic of discussion on QZ.
6. From what my sources say, a "cruelladevil" is a rather excrutiating mix of a tea-bag and a purple-nurple. As for Cruella herself, she pressed charges against Freddie, saying he wrote the tune about her.
5. I guess he and Darth Vader made up by the whole "riding-on-shoulders" bit. The two are still very close, albeit constantly fighting.
4. Mustapha Ibrahim was the man who gave Freddie AIDS. Playing the song backwards will reveal Freddie's confession.
3. That would be Pete Townshend of the Who, after getting to the bottom of a Jack Daniel's bottle.
2. It's a metaphor for rock's selling out of its messages and morals for marketing. (I'm actually serious about this one!)
1. After a brief Google search, I found out that the person in question is Jimmy Hoffa. Go figure, eh?

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What happened to Mr. Celsius and Mr. Kelvin?
WHAT was the worthwile experience?
Who the bloody fuck is Khashoggi, and how on earth did Frederator end up on his ship?


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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 11:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Suigi's Questions:
What happened to Mr. Celsius and Mr. Kelvin?
WHAT was the worthwile experience?
Who the bloody fuck is Khashoggi, and how on earth did Frederator end up on his ship?

Celsius and Kelvin, like all great thinkers are long-dead.
The God-forsaken life of rock and roll was all worth it.
Armand Khashoggi was an exteemely wealthy Arab shipping or oil tycoon. I believe he died a few years ago. Freddie liked parties, maybe Khashoggi had a thing for mud-wrestling midgets too.


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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 11:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh, guess I'd better add some questions.

1. What did the king of Rhye do after he lost his throne, and with a vast number of seas (7 in fact) at their disposal, how did the monarchy come into hard times in the first place? Was it Armand Khashoggi's fault?
2. What do the venders in the stands sell at an ogre battle?
3. Why is Freddie telling us to be satisfied and stay right where we are? Was he trying to cut down on future competition by destroying our ambition?
4. Did the rift between Vader and Freddie start as a result of the whole "stormtrooper in stilettos" incident?


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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 17:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

kagezan1313 wrote:

4. Did the rift between Vader and Freddie start as a result of the whole "stormtrooper in stilettos" incident?


I don't have an answer, but I must say, that one made me laugh.


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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 21:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=space>sweden_man wrote:

here are some questions you guys forgot about the works:

1. is radio ga ga REALLY all they hear?
2. what are they telling us to tear up?
3. how do you look back on yourself?
4. how could they call that piano finale rip-roarin'?
5. did we defeat the machines or something, cause they dont rule the world now, do they?
6. what wouldve happened if freddie didnt break free?
7. what the hell are the open windows?
8. where does lady mercy live?
and of course
9. IS this the world we created?


1. No. Because if we go back in time, in "You Take My Breath Away," Freddie says, "Every sound that you make is a whisper in my ear." Apparently he heard that.
2. Shopping receipts.
3. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Go back in time.
4. Uhh good question...
5. We sent the machines to a different world so they could rule it instead of ours.
6. Nothing, since John Deacon wrote that song.
7. I'm surprised at you. The open windows are simply windows that are open.
8. In Freddie's old house.
9. Why, of COURSE it is!

Heh sorry my replies are so cheap lol


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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 22:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=space>sweden_man wrote:



and let me rephrase question 6:

6. what wouldve happened if john deacon didnt break free?


He would've had 2 less kids.


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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 22:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Someone mentioned me? Well, I can tell you, I'm quite level-headed, so no explosions here. ;)


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Posted: 11 Aug 05, 09:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Something to Think About: If time is a linear path, we are walking along it backwards. Blindly stumbling, always looking back on the past, with no eye into the future.
(sorry, the questions about time travel brought that up).

Some Innuendo questions to think about:
1. Is there proletariat propaganda hidden in Queen's tunes? Are any of the band members communists?
2. Were the 1,000 yellow daffodils a nasty prank by the rest of the band, or was Freddie truly going mad?
3. How do you get soup into a laundry bag and keep it there?
4. Which member of the band was Brian May referring to when he wrote I Can't Live With You?
5. Did Don't Try So Hard create the widespread procrastination and laziness in today's society?
6. Which motorsport did Roger Taylor write Ride the Wild Wind about?
7. Which god's people are we? Fredster didn't necessary specify...
8. Did anyone else notice that DISNEY made animations of people FUCKING for the music video? Anyone?
9. Since when did Freddie own a Chippendale suite?
10. Did the Hitman actually kill anyone? And did the whole "hitman-in-love" theme spawn the movie The Professional?
11. Was Bijou not about love at all, but instead about Brian May's insatiable hunger for jewellery?
12. What show needed to go on? And did it get good reviews?


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