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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 11:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://www.occasionalhell.com/infdevice/

Check out the Pear of Anguish. *SHUDDER*


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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 12:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"Put them in the iron maiden." "IRON MAIDEN...EXCELLENT!!!"

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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 12:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well, you don't see any of them in the shops for Christmas!


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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 13:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bob The Shrek wrote:

Well, you don't see any of them in the shops for Christmas!


I think Argos as actually going to be carrying some of those Bob for Christmas.

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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 14:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

what a delightful website :D


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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 14:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Iron Maiden was actually what came to mind when I saw this topic... I learned about it in some trivia question on the radio. I don't want to knoow about that website.... !!!!!


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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 15:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bob The Shrek wrote:

Well, you don't see any of them in the shops for Christmas!

Are you hinting, Bob? ;)


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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 15:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well, if you are offering Dan, then I could find some use for the Knee Splitter, Pear of Anguish and the Witch's Spider.




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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 19:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

OOh I could use the revolving drum!

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Posted: 10 Aug 05, 22:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

HA! You think that's a torture device??
Here's one that makes the rest of them look like baby toys...

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0002GMSC0/qid=1123725647/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-5436769-5900161?v=glance&s=music&n=507846

It's guaranteed to kill brain cells fast, and those immune to it are those who have no brain cells left.


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Posted: 11 Aug 05, 04:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Erin wrote:

"Put them in the iron maiden." "IRON MAIDEN...EXCELLENT!!!"


Execute them!! BOGUS!!!! Heheheh...


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Posted: 11 Aug 05, 08:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I recommend the museum in Balboa Park, San Diego, which is dedicated to this kind of stuff, if you're really interested.

It makes the (imagined) pain all the more wincingly excruciating when you see these things in the flesh.


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Posted: 11 Aug 05, 09:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles wrote:

HA! You think that's a torture device??
Here's one that makes the rest of them look like baby toys...

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0002GMSC0/qid=1123725647/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-5436769-5900161?v=glance&s=music&n=507846


*LOL* Good one..;-D

Here's another one.. It requires a chair, duct tape and a t.v...

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000A88F22.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

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Posted: 11 Aug 05, 17:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i think a worthwhile hobby would be constructing these or working replicas...


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Posted: 11 Aug 05, 18:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I take that kind of thing with a grain of salt - isn't it quite widely proven that the chastity belt never actually existed until Victorian times? The ones that exist were forgeries made then to show how uncivilised the world was and how wonderful things were for the people who lived under the good Queen Vic.


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Posted: 11 Aug 05, 18:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*wince*

Who in tarnation came up with some of these things? You'd have me on the ground begging for mercy at the mere mention of that heretic's fork thing.


God wants you to send me some money.



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Posted: 11 Aug 05, 19:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

kind of like what i saw in amstradam lol


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Posted: 12 Aug 05, 04:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

not something I would dream of doing...


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Posted: 12 Aug 05, 05:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

They really were bastards back then, i dunno maybe they should bring some of them back for very serious crimes


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