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Posted: 11 Aug 05, 16:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My penis is erect.

(seriously)


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Posted: 11 Aug 05, 16:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Then go fuck yourself! Seriously!


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Posted: 11 Aug 05, 16:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

OFMFCS! Oh and Krizzy, good call! :-)


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Posted: 11 Aug 05, 16:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Arlene R. Weiss wrote:

OFCS!


Online Film Critics Society?

:-P


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Posted: 11 Aug 05, 16:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

OFMFCS...translation darling!

Oh For Mother Fu**king Christ's Sake! :-)


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Posted: 11 Aug 05, 17:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

QueenZeppelin wrote:

My penis is erect.

(seriously)





lol thanks for update:)


oo la la
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Posted: 11 Aug 05, 17:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Did you take Krizzy's advice? :-)


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Posted: 11 Aug 05, 17:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'd like to applaud anything that makes Arlene react this way on general principle.

It's as valid a thread as many of hers.

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Posted: 11 Aug 05, 18:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Arlene R. Weiss wrote:

OFMFCS...translation darling!

Oh For Mother Fu**king Christ's Sake! :-)


I wouldn't use that turn of phrase. That's a-gonna really offend some people here who really don't deserve it.


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Posted: 12 Aug 05, 03:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

just a little bit of fact for you lonely people like me, the most common place where semen is found is under computer desks. truth. dont know why i know that, but i do. i'm sorry, you mentioned websites and it rang a little bell in my head... i'll shutup now.


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Posted: 12 Aug 05, 04:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

mine is not...


2+2=5
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Posted: 12 Aug 05, 05:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh my... didn't know you had one :S

;)


I got to try al little more,

because I'm an asshole but I'm learning.



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Posted: 12 Aug 05, 07:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ah yeah, I did a topic about my erect penis few years ago already. Ladies, it still works...




I think...


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Posted: 12 Aug 05, 10:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

-_-

Thanks for letting us know.


God wants you to send me some money.



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Posted: 12 Aug 05, 11:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Monte: Liqourice Years wrote:

just a little bit of fact for you lonely people like me, the most common place where semen is found is under computer desks. truth. dont know why i know that, but i do. i'm sorry, you mentioned websites and it rang a little bell in my head... i'll shutup now.


Maybe so, but not under mine. I never have been able to get comfortable enough sitting at the computer.

I used to print out porno instead, or turn the monitor so I could see it in bed..

Or make a porno slide show on VCD, or just rely on my memory..

Or become aroused at the computer and then use other porno elsewhere, or purchase some phone sex..

Or get in bed with headphones and have a text to speech program read me an erotic story, or...

Well, there are many options. The only thing I haven't done in almost 11 years is have sex with a real live human.

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Posted: 12 Aug 05, 12:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*LOL*!!

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Posted: 12 Aug 05, 14:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Flippin heck Barry, I think you'd better wear goggles for the next time it goes off.

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Posted: 12 Aug 05, 14:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Brimon wrote:

Flippin heck Barry, I think you'd better wear goggles for the next time it goes off.


Ewwww...

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Posted: 12 Aug 05, 15:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I canna' give her anymore Captain. I think she's gonna blow....

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Posted: 13 Aug 05, 07:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oritte god on ya mate keep it up mate!lol! Geddit?!lol!


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