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Posted: 16 Aug 05, 16:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Does anybody know where John Deacon is now?
And why he isn't a part of Queens new tour?


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Posted: 16 Aug 05, 16:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

He is at Miami Beach. He was going to join the new tour but because he had chronic diarrhea he missed the rehearsal and Brixton. Almost Hyde Park but he took the longest shit in history. Took three days and he lost 40 pounds. It will be in Guiness Book of World Records next year.


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Posted: 16 Aug 05, 16:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Unfortunatly he died 7 months ago in a bizzare gardening accident


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Posted: 16 Aug 05, 17:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Didnt his nose get ripped apart by a lawn mower after trying to smell some shit he went over and then he fell back causing him to land on his shears but tryed to get help with a flare. But instead he light himself on fire.


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Posted: 16 Aug 05, 17:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

is he really dead?

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Posted: 16 Aug 05, 17:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

No. He's just a recluse.


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Posted: 16 Aug 05, 17:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

kids will never grown up. All are trolls

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Posted: 16 Aug 05, 20:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

They still have not found him after rooftop party after wembley '86


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Posted: 16 Aug 05, 20:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Heres a serious answer..

John retired from Queen and the public a few years ago. Hes not on the tour because he doesnt want anything to do with Queen anymore. He would of been doing a good deed if he was to join..though he would probably spend his money on whores again :)


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Posted: 16 Aug 05, 21:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I bet you stupid shits will feel bad if he ends up dying sometime soon...especially of diarrhea while mowing his lawn.

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Posted: 17 Aug 05, 02:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I've read a couple of your posts. It seems you like to fuck with people who have honest and sincere questions they want answered. So why don't you take your head and plunge it in the nearest shitter and see how many turds you can eat you fuckin fool........Peace


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Posted: 17 Aug 05, 03:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

John is alive and well
H is enjoying his retirement years
He said he will never play again because it not the same without freddie which i can understand that
that the end of it simple answer to your question :)



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Posted: 17 Aug 05, 04:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

A question asked as frequently as this is going to get bizarre answers.

I see it as Karma - fail to use the search facility, get flamed for asking a boring and frequently asked question.

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Posted: 17 Aug 05, 05:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It's probably one of those things you must to do to become a Queen fan - ask where's John Deacon now, where's a teen boy from The Miracle video, who wrote Innuendo and why we can't share officially available stuff here...

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Posted: 17 Aug 05, 07:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

QUEENROCKS_1991 wrote:

He said he will never play again because it not the same without freddie


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It was a shame that she died

But the constitution´s right on my side

Cos I cought my lover in my neighbours bed

I got retribution, filled´em full of lead
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Posted: 17 Aug 05, 07:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm really getting the impression that John was actually had huge respect and admiration for Freddie and that he feels that Roger and Brian are now disrespecting that legacy and the name Queen for that matter. Of course they would argue differently but there are a number of Queen fans who would agree with John.




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Posted: 17 Aug 05, 08:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I do agree with John. I think Brian & Roger still have interesting things to do, but they have mistaken the way to do them. I think they are not using properly what remains from Queen.

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Posted: 17 Aug 05, 11:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

In his place differently from brian and rog.


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Posted: 17 Aug 05, 12:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 08 May 07, 14:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Its really wierd becasue my godd friend Chris Cook recently won a competition to do a workshop with Brian May and Roger Taylor. in Wales forgot the name of the place..

Anyway Brian May knocked on his door late one evening and said

"Hey do you fancy coming out for adrink.. I've tried everyone else but they're all fast asleep."

So he had a quiet drink in a Welsh AT 11:30 at night with Brain May!! Chris asked him about John deacon and Brian said

"Yeah well me and Roger call him all the time.. he answers and he talks to us but when we go over he doenst answer the door.."