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Posted: 22 Aug 05, 17:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Just found this on God's official website.

"Queenzone: And so it came to pass that a website dedicated to a band that is called Queen was begun by Richard of the Orchards and all who saw it knew that it was good. And enjoy did they of the board of messages. And the board was visited by Penetration Guru and Your Valentine and Janet and Erin and Flashman and he that talketh pish fatty and all the others were cunts and not worth bothering about. Here endeth the lesson."

Anyone fancy setting fire to a church?

fatty.



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Posted: 22 Aug 05, 17:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Alright, I am a cunt

YES

Is there a special area for cunts in heaven


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Posted: 22 Aug 05, 19:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

There was a whole alternate, little-known Bible entirely about QZ written by some fat Scot from Leith with a broken bottle, a kilt and a green fluffy sporran. Doesn't anyone else remember?


When life hands you lemons, add vodka.
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Posted: 22 Aug 05, 19:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mercuryworks<br><font size=1>QZ Asshole wrote:

Alright, I am a cunt

YES

Is there a special area for cunts in heaven


Hey! Speak for yourself! From one C**T to another!

And YES Virginia there is a Santa Claus and heaven has a place for C**NTS! :-)


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Posted: 22 Aug 05, 20:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i think im located somewhere in the back.....


i am the topic stopper
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Posted: 22 Aug 05, 20:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Fatty, you're the best!

lol! :-)


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Posted: 23 Aug 05, 04:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

apparently the 'C' word originates from the german language [kuntz] so a bloke in the pub was telling me [so it must be true] and means a sheath for holding a weapon of some sort [a sword maybe, i was pissed at the time] also there was that german footballer called Kuntz who baddiel and skinner used to make fun of alot.




we've no ancestral halls, no haughty portraits on our walls, no family monuments at all, unless it's my cousin sheila's stupendous clevage.
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Posted: 23 Aug 05, 05:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

No. The German word for cunt is 'die Fotze'. The English 'cunt' is from the Latin 'cunnus' as in 'cunnilingus' (vagina + tongue).
Which almost makes me want to consider the etymology of the word 'cunning.'


When life hands you lemons, add vodka.
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Posted: 23 Aug 05, 09:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

dragonzflame wrote:

No. The German word for cunt is 'die Fotze'. The English 'cunt' is from the Latin 'cunnus' as in 'cunnilingus' (vagina + tongue).
Which almost makes me want to consider the etymology of the word 'cunning.'


thanks
as i said a bloke in a pub told me
you can pretty much discount anything told to you by a bloke in a pub in my experience


we've no ancestral halls, no haughty portraits on our walls, no family monuments at all, unless it's my cousin sheila's stupendous clevage.
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Posted: 23 Aug 05, 10:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Where's a flood when you need one to cleanith the board? I'll build the ark..

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Posted: 23 Aug 05, 18:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

We need two of every type of poster then. Two funny ones, two clever ones etc. But no spammers.
*hands Erin a bag of popsicle sticks and some glue*


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Posted: 23 Aug 05, 23:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

dragonzflame wrote:

We need two of every type of poster then. Two funny ones, two clever ones etc. But no spammers.
*hands Erin a bag of popsicle sticks and some glue*


2 extreme collectors, 2 bootleggers, 2 Stepfords, 2 smart asses...etc..

and 2 by 2 my human zoo..muhahahahaaa

Damn it..I glued my fingers together..:-S

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Posted: 24 Aug 05, 06:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This lovely prayer is taken from the Holy Queeble

"Our Famous Fashion Conscious Fathers who art sashaying about up there in heaven,

Hallowed be Thou names and Holy be Thine group name "Queen".

"Thy kingdom rocks with Red Specials, Holy Drumsticks, bass and vocals

"Give us this day our daily bread and slosh it down with a bit of Vodka.

"And forgive us our trespasses, even the scummy paparazzi, whale eating Asians and the Australians as we forgive those who trespass against us ( but we find it hard not to ignore the Australians )

"And lead us not into temptation and illegal downloads, but deliver us from boy bands, tabloid newspapers and sycophantia. For Thou art the Champions , with no time for losers, forever and ever.

ThineQueen"

http://www.queeble.com/home.html


"Normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
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Posted: 24 Aug 05, 19:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Erin wrote:



2 extreme collectors, 2 bootleggers, 2 Stepfords, 2 smart asses...etc..

and 2 by 2 my human zoo..muhahahahaaa

Damn it..I glued my fingers together..:-S


LOL! :-D


When life hands you lemons, add vodka.
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Posted: 25 Aug 05, 08:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote
:P... Are we on the Apocalipsys??? :D



maybe...
I am the spirit of hope that comes afterwards... :P saying "Don't pannic, please don't pannic!!!" when the world ends


2+2=5