Hi there baby,
Remember me from the Hyde Park Gig...?you had your cutesy little PR+Queen tank top on that you left for me as a keep sake. Just wanted to thank you for that night of hot raunchy pig sex under the willow tree listening to the music. They are right! Permed Penises are more fun! Sorry I never called you back...but you ran off so quickly to go and see the rest of the show waving your "I want Paul R" banner that I don't think I copied your number correctly in time. You were so excited about the tour and the show...drop me a line when you get the time.
Your big gay F buddy,
Freddie: "Yes, we'll have a great big cock fly over the crowd!"
Roadies: "Yeah! Great Idea!"
Freddie: "And it will fly into a great big mouth with a moustache!"