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Posted: 26 Aug 05, 23:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html

Heh, I found it amusing . . .

I was accuality had to do this once at a festival to support the arts. My friend and I had to walk around in Elizabethan costumes and ask people if they would like to hear a sonnet or an insult. it was fun but the costume was a tad uncomfortable.


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Posted: 27 Aug 05, 02:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I love those. We spent an entire English class on Shakespearean insults right before reading Romeo and Juliet a few years ago!


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Posted: 27 Aug 05, 04:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i liked this one

Hence rotten thing! Or I shall shake thy bones out of thy garments

the only problem being that some might (stupidly) take that as some kinda chatup line


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Posted: 27 Aug 05, 05:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That thing is addictive! I love being insulted in this manner!

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Posted: 27 Aug 05, 10:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Abortive rooting hog!!!!!!!


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Posted: 27 Aug 05, 10:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I scorn you, scurvy companion. What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you moldy rogue, away!

A simple fuck off is quicker.


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Posted: 27 Aug 05, 11:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bob The Shrek wrote:

I scorn you, scurvy companion. What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you moldy rogue, away!

A simple fuck off is quicker.


i think the one i posted:
'Hence rotten thing! Or I shall shake thy bones out of thy garments'

translates as:
'fuck off!!! - before i kick the crap out of ya!'


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Posted: 27 Aug 05, 11:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

'Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? And will you yet call yourself young?'

Translated:

Bob The Shrek, you lying fat bastard, you are 44 not 21.




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Posted: 27 Aug 05, 11:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Robert, Robert, Robert.....

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Posted: 27 Aug 05, 12:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

When I took a class of Shakespeare Literature in college, we all jumped on this one.

''I thumb you''. :-)



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Posted: 27 Aug 05, 18:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Sell your face for five pence and 'tis dear.


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Posted: 27 Aug 05, 20:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I never knew so young a body with so old a head.




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Posted: 27 Aug 05, 21:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Curse thee, thou pernicious weasel!

My grandmother gave me one of those fridge magnet games with lots of Shakespearean insults cut up so you can make new ones. I had a lot of fun with that until I got bored with it :-)

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