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Posted: 02 Sep 05, 17:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The thought is disturbing isn't it? But we all must face the fact that it most likely has occured at least the one time..

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Posted: 02 Sep 05, 18:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Never saw it happen.

But I was with one of my friends and we walked into my other friend's room and he was with his girlfriend and his ass was going up like 5 feet in the air and whamming back into her. It was a horrible sight. My friend and I just walked out, it was a horrible view.


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Posted: 02 Sep 05, 19:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ewwwww....

I'm sure I was actually an immaculate conception. So my parents have never, ever had sex and never will.


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Posted: 02 Sep 05, 19:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I was spit from the depths of hell, so I don't need to worry.


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Posted: 02 Sep 05, 19:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I was adopted.

My biological heroine addicted mother dumped me in a trash can and some nice couple took me as their own.


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Posted: 03 Sep 05, 00:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Immaculate conception? Really tidy?




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Posted: 03 Sep 05, 07:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If you think this was disturbing, just wait til I unload my next gem: "Your deceased relatives watching you masturbate from the afterlife"

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Posted: 03 Sep 05, 08:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*shudders*

Well, I was the last child my parents had so....

Besides they're no longer together so the sex bit is irrelevant.

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Posted: 03 Sep 05, 09:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

well i listend every night hehe


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Posted: 03 Sep 05, 09:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I think if i found out i was adopted it kinda would be a relief, that means 'it' MIGHT never have happened lol


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Posted: 03 Sep 05, 11:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I am the product of the Original Darth Plagius, who created me out of the michilordians. I will grow up to be a Jedi, like my father before me. :)


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Posted: 03 Sep 05, 14:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't want to think of that... *faints*


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Posted: 03 Sep 05, 14:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles wrote:

I was adopted.

My biological heroine addicted mother dumped me in a trash can and some nice couple took me as their own.


Aw... How nice, Dana- I mean, Zach.


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Posted: 03 Sep 05, 14:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

3* taylorgaga (Begg) wrote:

arlene? why not medichlorines, thats wot they are arent they?


Yeah...what you said. I can't spell and type all that Star Wars mumbo jumbo. See what the trauma of being created out of medichlorines from some by some damn all powerful Sith Lord did to me!

I'm all F**Ked up because of it. No parents..I was ''Spawned'' out of some omnipresent big bang at The Sith Lord's will.

Now I must be off to fight some rebellion or evil galactic empire. Where's my star cruiser? S**T!!


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Posted: 03 Sep 05, 14:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

the lack of ideas nowadays on this board is stunning...


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Posted: 03 Sep 05, 17:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b><font color = "crimson">ThomasQuinn wrote:

Jeffrey Todd wrote:

If you think this was disturbing, just wait til I unload my next gem: "Your deceased relatives watching you masturbate from the afterlife"


LOL! Perverts they are!


That's why I'm usually good cos Freddie's watching me and what would he think (bad example I'm tame compared to him!)


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Posted: 04 Sep 05, 23:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I suspect Freddie has better things to do. I wouldn't worry.


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Posted: 05 Sep 05, 01:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Messenger Of Leah wrote:


But I was with one of my friends and we walked into my other friend's room and he was with his girlfriend and his ass was going up like 5 feet in the air and whamming back into her. It was a horrible sight. My friend and I just walked out, it was a horrible view.


Hmmm. Either your friend is incredibly well-endowed, or (more likely) you meant to say 5 inches instead of 5 feet.