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Posted: 15 Sep 05, 09:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://www.britishwhale.com/darts/


Enjoy.....


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Posted: 15 Sep 05, 10:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Fuck. I'm no good at conventional darts so why would I think I'm any better at electronic darts.


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Posted: 15 Sep 05, 18:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'll have to check this out when I get done with work. I can't be drinking on the job and I can't play darts without beer. :-P

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Posted: 15 Sep 05, 21:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

mine go straight down. What am i doing wrong?????


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Posted: 15 Sep 05, 22:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lisser wrote:

mine go straight down. What am i doing wrong?????


Uh oh. They're going straight down?? How many beers have you had before you started playing??... :-P

When you click the mouse to pick up a dart, don't release the mouse button. Drag the mouse toward the dartboard as if you're aiming at it and then kinda push the mouse forward, and then release the mouse button.

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Posted: 15 Sep 05, 22:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm officially a failure at darts (like that was a surprise!).


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Posted: 15 Sep 05, 23:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

that's addictive


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Posted: 16 Sep 05, 14:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ok I got the darts to go on the board, BUT I don't know what it means to end on a double. I thought maybe that if I needed 10 more points, I needed to hit 5 twice....this isn't the case bc I bust every time.


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Posted: 16 Sep 05, 14:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The blue and red segments on the outer part of the board are the doubles - so, if you need ten, you have to hit double 5.

The inner segments score triple.

My best is a 9 dart finish but I only scored 126 points!


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Posted: 16 Sep 05, 14:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Nice, though I prefer real darts. (admittedly the last time I played was as a kid against relatives and I sucked)


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Posted: 16 Sep 05, 14:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This town ain't big enough for the both of us...


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Posted: 16 Sep 05, 17:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Haystacks Calhoun wrote:

This town ain't big enough for the both of us...


Are you speaking to moiiiiiiiiiii?

;)


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Posted: 17 Sep 05, 04:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

OK, Good luck Son, Keep out of the red and in the black nothing in this game for two in a bed.


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Posted: 17 Sep 05, 05:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Now lets take a look at what you would have won.

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Posted: 17 Sep 05, 06:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Okay, it's in Dutch, but it's more fun than the regular dart game online, Bouter Dart (Gnome Darts): http://www.vierkanteogen.nl/games/bouterdart/index.html

Click on: Start, klik hier (Start, click here), then Start again (right upper corner). You can play with two persons, fill in their names at Speler 1 and speler 2 (player 1 & 2). Click on Doorgaan (Continue).
Pick up a gnome and automatically you will see the dart board.

For the rules in English, click here: http://www.vierkanteogen.nl/games/bouterdart/manual.htm

It's really funny!


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Posted: 17 Sep 05, 09:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lisser wrote:

Haystacks Calhoun wrote:

This town ain't big enough for the both of us...


Are you speaking to moiiiiiiiiiii?

;)


No, my dear....

You and I OWN this town.




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Posted: 17 Sep 05, 09:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Haystacks Calhoun wrote:

Lisser wrote:

Haystacks Calhoun wrote:

This town ain't big enough for the both of us...


Are you speaking to moiiiiiiiiiii?

;)


No, my dear....

You and I OWN this town.



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