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Posted: 17 Sep 05, 19:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This is the actual transcript from in interview with John Deacon which despite never having taken place, is now available to download on Freddie VTB's website for a small charge.

fatty: Hi John, It's nice of you to see me at such short notice.

John: Who the bloody hell are you and how did you get in here?

fatty: Through the bathroom window.

John: I'm phoning the police.

At this point I made my excuses and left.

Next week I'll be breaking into Roger's home and threatening his children until he explains why he wears sunglasses indoors.

fatty.

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Posted: 17 Sep 05, 20:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

haaaaa funny!!!


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Posted: 17 Sep 05, 23:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL, at least now I can enjoy getting the piss taken out of once more! :)

Thank you fatty!

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Posted: 17 Sep 05, 23:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

nice work!!!!


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Posted: 18 Sep 05, 07:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

that's the longest interview John's given in years! what a score fatty!


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Posted: 18 Sep 05, 07:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

WHAHAHAHAHA wonderfull!!!

Can't wait till you break in to Roger's house ;)


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Posted: 18 Sep 05, 07:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

7Innuendo7 wrote:

that's the longest interview John's given in years! what a score fatty!


...and he managed what other reporters never could: he made Deaky show some emtions. (Except for geeky smiling.) Awesome!

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Posted: 18 Sep 05, 10:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Absoloutley amazing, i wish i was u, i love deacon lol


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Posted: 18 Sep 05, 11:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Excellent work, Fatty!


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Posted: 18 Sep 05, 14:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I can't believe you made him give an interview. Congrats!


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Posted: 19 Sep 05, 08:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Great interview! Very insightful! Nice work fatty.


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Posted: 19 Sep 05, 09:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Was he singing?


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Posted: 19 Sep 05, 09:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mic was off as usually

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Posted: 19 Sep 05, 10:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

fatty next time should place a mic in the bath...I'm wondering where she's going to pick brian...apart from that, congrats for your placement in the hottest male chart, serry!


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Posted: 19 Sep 05, 14:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

spymyshadow wrote:

...apart from that, congrats for your placement in the hottest male chart, serry!


When and where?