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Posted: 20 Sep 05, 15:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I will give my left testicle for a pair of un-used blue Levi's 581 jeans, 31,34. Why are all the good models discontinued in favour of all sorts of various baggy pants that reveal our underwear.

I'd cry if I was human...




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Posted: 20 Sep 05, 15:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'll look for a pair for you. I need to give you my new address so you can send me that left teste though ok?


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Posted: 20 Sep 05, 15:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I have a pair, but they are 36 - 36 .

Sorry....


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Posted: 20 Sep 05, 22:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lisser wrote:

I'll look for a pair for you. I need to give you my new address so you can send me that left teste though ok?


The customs probably won't make it a worthwhile deal, especially when it comes down to my testicle.

Not to mention the jeans.




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Posted: 20 Sep 05, 22:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

pma wrote:

I will give my left testicle for a pair of un-used blue Levi's 581 jeans


So basically you're giving up having "a pair" so you can have a pair of jeans.


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 21 Sep 05, 00:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't have any pants to give you, but I have to say, I don't understand the point of insanely baggy jeans...I don't care what color your underwear are. Really. It's fine. Pull your pants up.


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Posted: 21 Sep 05, 03:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You know how much I'd love to help you out of your trousers Pete. Er, 'with' your trousers.

Wish I knew where to look.

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Posted: 21 Sep 05, 08:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ahh those crazy late 90s.

I remember seeing kids wearing jeans so big that you could easily fit Star Jones in one of them.


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Posted: 21 Sep 05, 09:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well, it looks like my ball is saved thanks to some digging at the local shops.

Didn't find the exact model, but bought two pairs of jeans that are quite similar. It's not easy buying pants and being long-legged, slim and having a perfect ass. But somehow I make it through each day...




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Posted: 21 Sep 05, 09:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I love baggy pants, but just not too baggy.

Yet, I'd pick those gigantic baggy pants over any of those tight ball squeezing jeans.


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Posted: 21 Sep 05, 10:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

**wonders what Lisser was gonna do with that testicle**

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Posted: 21 Sep 05, 10:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Only stupid teenagers are allowed to wear those baggy jeans.

Only greasers are allowed to wear testicle squeezing jeans.

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Posted: 21 Sep 05, 14:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Erin wrote:

**wonders what Lisser was gonna do with that testicle**


She'd been having a good time, having a ball...



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Posted: 21 Sep 05, 14:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

iGSM wrote:

Only stupid teenagers are allowed to wear those baggy jeans.

Only greasers are allowed to wear testicle squeezing jeans.

Irfan Pathan!


I have a low voice and I really need those testicle squeezing pants to sound semi-human. And they help me out when I'm at work in my office singing along to "Staying Alive" ...




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Posted: 21 Sep 05, 14:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

pma wrote:

I will give my left testicle for a pair of un-used blue Levi's 581 jeans, 31,34. Why are all the good models discontinued in favour of all sorts of various baggy pants that reveal our underwear.



and if you manage to get a pair of 581's the complete lack of midrif support will allow everything to 'give' - and you'll end up sacrificing your remaining gonad to the Great God of Hernias


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Posted: 21 Sep 05, 22:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This thread made me laugh so hard that my pepsi came out of my nose!!

I was going to have a ball with the teste though...Pete's right.


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Posted: 21 Sep 05, 23:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lisser wrote:

Pete's right.


No, the left one!



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Posted: 22 Sep 05, 22:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

pma wrote:

Lisser wrote:

Pete's right.


No, the left one!


Pete's left


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Posted: 23 Sep 05, 02:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lisser wrote:

pma wrote:

Lisser wrote:

Pete's right.


No, the left one!


Pete's left


That's the spot...
Ah yeah




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