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Posted: 28 Sep 05, 11:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I gave Freddie the prize he kept asking for.

I also brought Leroy Brown back to him, as requested.

After that I tied my mother down, locked my Dad outside, and took my younger brother swimming with a brick. That didn't go down too well especially as the payoff was that I had to give Fred all my love that night.

So I told Fred that I loved him with all my heart, thinking that would suffice, but bloody Rog insisted that I attack from the rear! This caused Fred to chime-in, exhorting me to get down and make love, so with two Queen members urging me to do so, I had no choice but to put on my postman hat and deliver Fred that letter.

Oh the memories.















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Posted: 28 Sep 05, 12:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I sat on a fence once.. but strangely enough, it worked!

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Posted: 28 Sep 05, 21:12 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr. Tampon Tea<br><font size=1>Sexy trader. wrote:

I've practiced Mother Love. Several times. Now The Hero came into my life to put himself In Charge of my Heart. I don't go around there Stealin' Feelings to people. That's why I Need your loving tonight.
Promise me you won't try suicide.

You don't fool me, you want to be My Kinda Lover.
Let me entertain you... you take my breath away all the time.

Call me.

Cheers.



lol about the mother love bit, that's funny
wait...My Kinda Lover...that was Billy Squier, if i remember correctly. Where does he fit into this lol

But yeah, i know how you feel. I went to this Party with my Sweet Lady, but some Tenement Funster put me Under Pressure. I pulled out my gun, but I Misfired and hit the White Queen.
Boy, she almost had a Sheer Heart Attack.

Never have I seen a Fat Bottomed Girl Go Crazy during a Seaside Rendezvous. Should've told her not to Lose her Head. Or at least to Play The Game and stop being such a Great Pretender. It's A Hard Life, I tell you!

I guess i shouldn't Try So Hard next time, or i'll surely Bite The Dust In Only Seven Days...I need The Miracle!


We can only grow the way the wind blows

On a bare and weathered shore

We can only bow to the here and now

In our elemental war

- Rush, "The Way The Wind Blows"
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Posted: 29 Sep 05, 03:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

me_and_my_innuendo wrote:

Mr. Tampon Tea<br><font size=1>Sexy trader. wrote:

I've practiced Mother Love. Several times. Now The Hero came into my life to put himself In Charge of my Heart. I don't go around there Stealin' Feelings to people. That's why I Need your loving tonight.
Promise me you won't try suicide.

You don't fool me, you want to be My Kinda Lover.
Let me entertain you... you take my breath away all the time.

Call me.

Cheers.



lol about the mother love bit, that's funny
wait...My Kinda Lover...that was Billy Squier, if i remember correctly. Where does he fit into this lol

I guess he meant Your kind of lover from Freddie's solo album Mr Bad guy.


Feed the Phoenix :)
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Posted: 29 Sep 05, 09:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I once took a vacation just south of the Seven Seas of Rhye where I met this person in Only Seven Days. She became the Love of My Life but when it was time to leave I wanted her to come with me. She said that Leaving Home Ain't Easy and she didn't want me to go. She became very depressed and I told her to Keep Yourself Alive. I expressed that our fate was In The Lap Of The Gods. It was a match Made In Heaven. Turns out she was a Hungarian transvestite and I became very enraged. So with a Flick Of The Wrist, I destroyed the place. Now their All Dead, All Dead and I was quickly arrested. Now I'm The Loser In The End........Funny How Love Is.


"You Can Be Anything You Want To Be"
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Posted: 29 Sep 05, 11:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



It isnt raining in heaven........& Im damned if I cant find that angel reaching for the sky..


Im Off To Shoot Myself If Anyone Cares .......
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Posted: 29 Sep 05, 12:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

haven't been 'sleeping on the sidewalk' yet
made sure that when i've got 'good company' i usually 'get down, make love' but if the company is too good then 'don't stop me now' from 'coming soon'. when that happens i feel 'all dead, all dead' and she usually says 'who needs you' whips out her 'machines' and starts to 'play the game'. this puts me 'under pressure' to make the 'love of my life' scream 'gimme the prize'...by this time 'i'm going slightly mad' with a 'sheer heart attack' as she'll usually come 'dead on time' 'in only seven days'


go deo na h√Čireann
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Posted: 29 Sep 05, 13:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I grew a moustache, made love with a man and got AIDS. does that count?


"On the first day Pim & Niek created a heavenly occupation. Pim & Niek blessed it and named it 'Loosch'."



(Genesis 1:1)
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Posted: 29 Sep 05, 13:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol that's funny

You guys are Good Company, you know that?

I look around on the board, and all I hear is Radio Ga Ga, because there's so many of our Dear Friends Going Slightly Mad, and it's causing a Scandal!
I mean, come on; Is This The World We Created?

Well, Friends Will Be Friends. You know what they say, If You Can't Beat Them...
but The Show Must Go On. Things will have to get better Some Day, One Day you'll see...

Until then, I'll have to keep Sleeping On The Sidewalk.

Wow, I should lie down and See What A Fool I've Been. All this ranting has Blurred my Vision...


We can only grow the way the wind blows

On a bare and weathered shore

We can only bow to the here and now

In our elemental war

- Rush, "The Way The Wind Blows"