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Posted: 14 Oct 05, 17:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

We are all, well, at least 30% of us, we are going to DIE a slow, painful, bloody Black Death...


Fuck.


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Posted: 14 Oct 05, 17:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

we've had Bird Flu and Cat flu
shame there's not a fucking canine equivalent....it might see of the Permed Poodle


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Posted: 14 Oct 05, 17:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yes I really must stop french-kissing chickens.

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Posted: 14 Oct 05, 18:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Haystacks Calhoun wrote:

We are all, well, at least 30% of us, we are going to DIE a slow, painful, bloody Black Death...


Fuck.


AAAAATTTTIIISSSUUUEEE!

Shit I think I've got it.

Oh well who gives a fuck the Planet is over populated anyway.


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Posted: 14 Oct 05, 19:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i'm from romania and it isn't that funny anymore...

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Posted: 14 Oct 05, 21:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Wigglepuppy wrote:

Yes I really must stop french-kissing chickens.


They're so hard to resist, though...


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Posted: 14 Oct 05, 23:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Get real.

If we had severe worries, it'd be the top news headline.


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Posted: 15 Oct 05, 05:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Anyone remember SARS?

No!

But seriously, you have got to remember the key word in the following sentence. I'll emphasise it for you:

"Bird flu *could* kill millions".

It might, it might not. Take it easy, don't fuck any birds, don't go to Asia... you're covered.


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Posted: 15 Oct 05, 10:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Zebonka12 wrote:

Anyone remember SARS?

No!

But seriously, you have got to remember the key word in the following sentence. I'll emphasise it for you:

"Bird flu *could* kill millions".
.


...of BIRDS!!!!


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Posted: 15 Oct 05, 11:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Everyone who has been infected by Bird Flu, has had direct contact with them, and been bitten by the birds, or their feces. EWW! Except one girl.


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Posted: 15 Oct 05, 12:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ravenetta wrote:

west nile!!!! <.<


I usually worry about that too, lol. I'm better off not watching the news, because I worry about almost anything. Quite a few people died this summer/early fall of triple-E in my area. I was at the point where all of my clothes reeked of misquito repellent.

I'm surprised I haven't converted to being a vegetairain by now on top of everything else as well.

Dang, I wish I didn't eat that chicken for lunch.

...actually not really. It was my mum's version of Outback's Alice Spring's Chicken and it was wicked good. :-P


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Posted: 15 Oct 05, 12:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

First Oprah and vegetarians gave all us red bloooded beef eaters shit saying we would die of mad cow disease anf to give up eating beef...and instead...

...eat good old safe chicken and turkey.

Now, health experts in the U.S. say that eating poultry may not be safe.

Vegetables already are known to have life threateninf E-coli.

Soon we'll only be able to eat....

..........Soylent Green!........

....(FYI, we who have seen the film know what Soylent Green in, but you who have not, are in for one hell of a surprise!)

LOL!


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Posted: 15 Oct 05, 12:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

And you should keep in mind about biomagnification in all meats going up the food chain and being passed on to us.


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Posted: 15 Oct 05, 12:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Anyway... bring on the chicks!!! :-)

Face it, we all have to die sooner or later... ;-)

PS: @zbonka12
Of course some have to Face It Alone... and that´s a pity! :-)


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Posted: 15 Oct 05, 13:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You'lle have to pry my fried chicken, my turkey drumstick, from my cold dead hands! :D


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Posted: 15 Oct 05, 13:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Arlene R. Weiss wrote:

You'lle have to pry my fried chicken, my turkey drumstick, from my cold dead hands! :D


Cold dead hands? Come on... Arlene!!! :-)


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Posted: 15 Oct 05, 13:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

poltergeist wrote:

i'm from romania and it isn't that funny anymore...


yup, I know... it's not funny at all
especially when they show on tv how they kill the birds...


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Posted: 15 Oct 05, 14:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

So you´ll better run for your life Sonia... quick!!! ;-)



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Posted: 15 Oct 05, 14:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

When I was working on the Airbus I had a dual layered respirator to protect me from the hazardous materials (cyanide based paints, carbon particles etc), which I fortunately kept hold of - so I'll be fine.

IF it gets to plague proportions, I will wander the streets with my cart, picking up dead bodies and painting red crosses on front doors ;-)


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Posted: 15 Oct 05, 15:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Told you already...

can't eat beef cuz of mad cow disease.

can't eat poutlry cuz of the bird flu

can't eat vegetables and fruits cuz of E-coli

can't drink the water cuz of mercury and lead

can't eat carbs cuz they make you obese and you die of heart disease

can't drive Suv's cuz they roll-over

can't have a bird for a pet cuz it will give you bird flu and you will die

can't use the computer cuz it will give you carpel tunnel syndrome

can't drive your car OR be a pedestrian cuz people with road rage will run you over

Man, I'm going out like a FNG Viking. I want a 5 pound blood rare steak, served with fried chicken and mashed potatoes with extra butter, fresh pillsbury crescent rolls (carbs), an unwashed giant ass salad, a hot fudge sundae, a bowl of unwashed fruit, and afterwards I'm driving my Hummer, down the interstate with my pet parrot in the Hummer, using my laptop computer!!!!!!!!!!


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