Oops..missed it the first time.. Here's another, then:
> > Mrs.. Parks, a 6th grade science teacher, asked her class, "Which human
> > body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
> > No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said,
> > "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to
> > tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and you'll get
> > fired! " She then sat back down.
> > Mrs.. Parks ignored her and asked the question again,
> > "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
> > Little Mary's mouth fell open, and she said to those around her,
> > "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"
> > The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"
> > Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said,
> > "The body part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is
> > the pupil of the eye."
> > Mrs.. Parks said, "Very good, Billy."
> > Then she turned to Mary and continued,
> > "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
> > "First, you have a dirty mind.
> > Second, you didn't read your homework.
> > And third, one day you are going to be VERY, VERY disappointed."