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Posted: 18 Oct 05, 20:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

(My sister sent me this one..)

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and
the
horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady


and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a
firm
grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she
slides down the horse's side anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away
from
the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has
become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the
horse's
pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and
over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away
from unconsciousness when to her great fortune............



Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

And you thought all they did was say Hello.


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Posted: 18 Oct 05, 20:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL!!!! That was great!


"The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keep out the joy."

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Posted: 18 Oct 05, 21:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Just as good the 2nd time around
http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/forumnew/forum_topic_view.aspx?Q=621428

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Posted: 18 Oct 05, 22:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote



Oops..missed it the first time.. Here's another, then:

> > Mrs.. Parks, a 6th grade science teacher, asked her class, "Which human
> > body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
> > No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said,
> > "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to
> > tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and you'll get
> > fired! " She then sat back down.
> > Mrs.. Parks ignored her and asked the question again,
> >
> > "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
> >
> > Little Mary's mouth fell open, and she said to those around her,
> > "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"
> >
> > The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"
> >
> > Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said,
> > "The body part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is
> > the pupil of the eye."
> >
> > Mrs.. Parks said, "Very good, Billy."
> > Then she turned to Mary and continued,
> > "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
> > "First, you have a dirty mind.
> > Second, you didn't read your homework.
> > And third, one day you are going to be VERY, VERY disappointed."