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Posted: 20 Oct 05, 19:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I thought this might be fun to do. I don't know if anyone has ever done this before because I never ever visit this section of the board.

Anyhow, what you do is take a Queen song, any Queen song, and apply it to an advert for something.

For example:

Back Chat - Chiropractic Clinic

Get Down, Make Love - Sexually Depressed Therapy Clinic

(Hehe, guess I have a thing for Clinics)

What can you guys come up with?

Have fun! :D


*honk* *honk* - Harpo
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Posted: 20 Oct 05, 19:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mother Love - Adoption agency

Interesting game...


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Posted: 20 Oct 05, 19:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My Melancholy Blues - Alcoholics Anonymous (well, in the lyrics anyway)
Nevermore - Funeral Home
The Millionaire Waltz - Black-tie Gala (blindlingly obvious)


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Posted: 20 Oct 05, 20:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

(I used solo stuff, too.)

Nation of Haircuts - duh, hair salon
A Dozen Red Roses for My Darling - florist
Back to the Light - lighting store
Machines - appliance store
Radio Ga Ga - electronics store
Penetration Guru - sex shop

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Posted: 20 Oct 05, 21:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The Hitman- For a movie about a professional hitman
Drowse- For a sleeping pill

I'm Going Slighty Mad- mental clinic?

Fat Bottomed Girls- Weight loss program

In Only Seven Days- Some kind of acne cream

Leaving Home ain't Easy- Moving Truck Company

My Melancholy Blues- Depression medication




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Posted: 20 Oct 05, 22:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Good Company - Adult Escort Service
You're My Best Friend - See above
Sheer Heart Attack - Fast-food joint
I Guess We're Falling Out - Divorce counselling
Who Needs You - see above


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Posted: 20 Oct 05, 23:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Somebody to Love: Lavalife
Las Palabras de Amor: 2nd language teaching institute
Let me Entertain You: home theatre system
Rain must Fall: insurance brokers


Playful as a pussycat.
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Posted: 21 Oct 05, 09:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

All I Hear Is Radio Gaga wrote:

The Hitman- For a movie about a professional hitman
Drowse- For a sleeping pill

I'm Going Slighty Mad- mental clinic?

Fat Bottomed Girls- Weight loss program

In Only Seven Days- Some kind of acne cream

Leaving Home ain't Easy- Moving Truck Company

My Melancholy Blues- Depression medication



Hahahaha "Fat Bottomed Girls- Weight loss program" and "In Only Seven Days- Some kind of acne cream" FUNNY!


"I'm a greedy bitch" - Freddie Mercury

REST IN PEACE FREDDIE MERCURY!!
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Posted: 21 Oct 05, 14:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bohemian Rhapsody-'You've been watching too much Wayne's World Syndrom'


Brian was the soul

Roger was the rock

John was the spirit

Freddie was the man
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Posted: 21 Oct 05, 20:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It's Late - Pregnancy test

*thanks to my great friend for this one*


*honk* *honk* - Harpo
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Posted: 21 Oct 05, 21:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Spread your Wings- Airline


just turn yourself into anything you think that you could ever be
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Posted: 21 Oct 05, 23:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Tear It Up - demolition services
Ride the Wild Wind - motorcycles
You Don't Fool Me - polygraph testing services
Made In Heaven - chocolate
Play The Game - Nintendo

Fun subject!


"One must be serious about something, if one wants to have any amusement in life."
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Posted: 22 Oct 05, 11:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Fight from the inside or don't try so hard- lassatives
cool cat - food for cats
the march of the black queen - broadcasts about cooking
funny how love is - condoms
the night comes down - satellite navigator
you're my best friend-chocolate
body language - stockings




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Posted: 22 Oct 05, 18:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What? Penetration Guru is a name of a song? Whos solo work? Brians? I used to think it was just a name of a member in Queenzone. Now a hole new world reveals befofore my eyes...


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Posted: 22 Oct 05, 18:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

one vision - psychic

tie your mother down - ropes / ties

hammer to fall - nails

under pressue - those machines which makes cars turn to flat cans

staying power - rechargeable batteries

flash - flashes and cameras

somebody to love - love phone lines

who wants to live forever - funeral services

the invisible man - music school for bass players

sheer hart attack - hospital


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