You know me. You've seen me on TV. I've travelled the world. I used to hang with some of the greatest rock stars.
Of course you've seen me. Look closely at any of the video of the Concerts for Kampuchea. Yes, that's me, sitting on the piano. Freddie brought me along. I especially enjoyed his rendition of Don't Stop Me Now.
Then there was that time in Budapest. On the piano again. Not for long though. Damn towel.
Yes, grand times they were.
Now? Well the good times came to an end. But it's hard to let go. The years haven't been good to me. I haven't worn well at all. A bit bashed you might say.
I like to travel in style. Nothing but the best. It could only be a Rolls.
"Just tryin' to have a little fun, folks..."