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Posted: 26 Oct 05, 22:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

1) No.

2) St. Mary's High School. Go to the school's library and ask for a copy of the graduating class picture of 1964. They did not have individual photos taken.

3) Walmart was still widely unknown whilst the boys were also widely unknown. Hence, there being no Walmart stores in England, none of them ever shopped there. As Queen began to tour, reaching America, the land of the Walmarts, they were too bloody rich and famous to even be seen at a Walmart. The aquisition of ASDA by Walmart in 1999 makes it possible that John, Roger, or Brian COULD now shop at a Walmart chain store in their home country, although it's not bloody likely.

4) Assuming that isn't a euphimism, Fred parked his 1974 Rolls Royce at his mansion in Kensington, West London.

5) No.

6) No. Although now Brian and John have reading glasses.

7) Sam Ash is exclusively American.

8) As far as wrestling goes, Fred wouldn't mind being in close contact with other men.

9) Amazon.com, ebay, ipod download... In terms of actual stores, just remember, Walmart sucks, which is why none of the gang shops there.

10) Freddie Mercury was gay because he had affectional, relational, and sexual attachment nearly exclusively to men. He, also being a man, was therefore labeled "gay."

11) The first sketch took 11 minutes. The more detailed ink engraving took a total of 7 hours, 32 minutes. Painstaking, yet satisfying.

12) No. And no. A quick site search found "No Match" for "leotard." Why would you want one anyway, Fred looked hideous in them, and so would you.

13) All of the boys would sit around in the off hours and watch Monty Python's Flying Circus.

14) You act like Fred had so much free time. He had very little, and he was too jittery to sit and play board games.

15) Never. Get your head examined. That ridiculous programme is probably the best example of the American sitcom at its most imbecilic and far-fetched.

16) His only crises are what to do with his sagging eyelids and how to keep the paparazzi at bay, so he doesn't have to worry about the eyelids.

17) Ya know what, I think he WAS a robot. He was Vickie's robot uncle on that episode of Small Wonder you were talking about. Good memory!

18) What's with you and the retail stores. They are not Queen-endorsed whatsoever.

Blah you waste so much of my time.





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Posted: 26 Oct 05, 23:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

1)Did Queen ever tour Thailand or Singapore?
ANSWER: They sure did. I have a rare bootleg of this concert, but refuse to share it.

2)What high school did Freddie Mercury go to? Where can I buy the yearbook for that school?
ANSWER: Freddie was school at P.S. 112 in Brooklyn, and in his yearbook, his nickname was "Mr. Farenheit". True story. I have a copy of this yearbook, but refuse to share it.

3)Did any Queen members like to shop at Wal-mart?
ANSWER: Oh, all the time. Freddie would often spend many months after American tours wandering the aisles with his assistants, picking out all the bargain items with a curious innocence in his eyes. He was also often late to soundchecks, muttering something about a stockboy and the back room or something. Incidentally, the others didn't shop there because of this very reason.

4)Where did Freddie Mercury park his car?
ANSWER: In any of his guests' carports, if you catch my drift.

5)Did Freddie Mercury ever go on vacations to Polynesia or Bosnia?
ANSWER: Yes, he once claimed Bosnia to be his favorite haunt.

6)Did any Queen members have glasses or braces?
ANSWER: John actually had braces on the 1984 tour, and his optometrist ordered him to wear a pair of National Health glasses. The afro didn't help, and John once claimed this to be the lowest point of his life and that he contemplated suicide.

7)Did Brian May buy his guitar at Sam Ash?
ANSWER: Yes, but not initially. His father and he built the Red Special in 1963, but Brian smashed it in an attempt to out-Pete Townshend Pete Townshend some time in 1967. Brian rushed to his local Sam Ash, not stopping to realize that such a store didn't exist in Britain, and bought an identical model. Brian cursed the fact that he spent 18 months on his own guitar when it was already readily available, and swore from that day forward that he would bore every interviewer with the same old story, not mentioning Sam Ash.

8)Do any Queen members like to play tennis? Lacrosse? Wrestling?
ANSWER: After gruelling concerts, the lads would retire to a professional tennis court (instead of partaking in the post-concert parties) and have at it on the court, but grew weary of the game after Freddie's repeated cries of "15-love, loves!" (Fun fact: 'Play The Game' was written after a particularly heated argument between Roger and Freddie, when Roger called tennis a "nancy boy's sport". The others started chanting for him to "play the game", as they needed a fourth person to complete the team. Roger ran away in tears as Freddie teased, "Don't play hard to get!")

9)Where can I find a copy of their album "A Kind of Magic"? They don't have it at Wal-Mart.
ANSWER: If Wal-Mart does not have the album, then the album does not exist. What is this "A Kind Of Magic" you speak of?

10)How come Freddie Mercury was gay?
ANSWER: The only real reason anyone is gay: spite.

11)How long did it take Freddie to draw the logo?
ANSWER: It was actually the cocaine residue left behind on a mirror.

12)Do Marshall Fields have any harlequin leotards like Freddie's? Are you sure?
ANSWER: Yes, and yes.

13)What were there favoruite TV shows?
ANSWER: They all liked to plop down in front of the boob tube for M*A*S*H, Bewitched, and I Dream Of Jeanie.

14)Did Freddie Mercury like to play On Assignment with Natn'l Geographic? Monopoly? Risk? Clue?
ANSWER: Don't be silly.

15)Did Freddie Mercury and Brian May ever guest star on an episode of "Small Wonder"? I recall them on that one episode.
ANSWER: The episode you're thinking of - "Hello, Viewer" - did in fact feature Freddie and Brian. Their script featured little other than both of them shaking their heads and muttering, "Why did we agree to this?"

16)Where is John these days? I haven't seen him for a while. I am concerned. He may be having a crisis.
ANSWER: John has been purported to have been

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Posted: 26 Oct 05, 23:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

HOLY CRAP lolololol
omg
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
you are my hero


don't i know you from the cinematographer's party?



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Posted: 27 Oct 05, 00:32 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

6)Did any Queen members have glasses or braces?
Freddie had braces. He had perfect teeth as a child and desperately wanted an overbite.

10)How come Freddie Mercury was gay?
He was born with a cheerful disposition

11)How long did it take Freddie to draw the logo?
15 minutes using Photoshop. Freddie was clearly ahead of his time and was a technical whiz.

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Posted: 27 Oct 05, 01:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

teleman wrote:


11)How long did it take Freddie to draw the logo?
15 minutes using Photoshop. Freddie was clearly ahead of his time and was a technical whiz.


greatest answer ever..end of discussion

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Posted: 27 Oct 05, 01:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lester is awesome, discussion over. ;)


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Posted: 27 Oct 05, 01:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b>Demitrius Barker</b> wrote:

10)How come Freddie Mercury was gay?


Because he wanted to piss off millions of female fans. Not to mention he lost a bet... ah, gay humour! But seriously...

Freddie is gay for the exact same reason why he is right-handed. He just IS. Hate to break it to you, but sexual orientation isn't a choice nor is it a "preference." He was a brilliant frontman who just happened to be gay - NOT the other way around.

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Posted: 27 Oct 05, 08:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


Perhaps Lester Burnham could be the ideal replacement for fatty. Haven't seen him around for a while. Where ARE you, my hero?

P.S. Lester, ROTFLMFAO!


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Posted: 27 Oct 05, 08:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


Not that anyone could replace you, fatty.


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Posted: 27 Oct 05, 20:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

actually, near the end he enjoyed playing scrabble. I got this from a doco and it was a female PA who quoted this.


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Posted: 27 Oct 05, 20:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<b>Demitrius Barker</b> wrote:

1)Did Queen ever tour Thailand or Singapore?

2)What high school did Freddie Mercury go to? Where can I buy the yearbook for that school?

3)Did any Queen members like to shop at Wal-mart?

4)Where did Freddie Mercury park his car?

5)Did Freddie Mercury ever go on vacations to Polynesia or Bosnia?

6)Did any Queen members have glasses or braces?

7)Did Brian May buy his guitar at Sam Ash?

8)Do any Queen members like to play tennis? Lacrosse? Wrestling?

9)Where can I find a copy of their album "A Kind of Magic"? They don't have it at Wal-Mart.

10)How come Freddie Mercury was gay?

11)How long did it take Freddie to draw the logo?

12)Do Marshall Fields have any harlequin leotards like Freddie's? Are you sure?

13)What were there favoruite TV shows?

14)Did Freddie Mercury like to play On Assignment with Natn'l Geographic? Monopoly? Risk? Clue?

15)Did Freddie Mercury and Brian May ever guest star on an episode of "Small Wonder"? I recall them on that one episode.

16)Where is John these days? I haven't seen him for a while. I am concerned. He may be having a crisis.

17)Was Freddie Mercury ever a robot? Why?

18)Do any Queen members like to shop at Costco? Are they Executive members, or Gold Star members?

19)What is John's favoruite kind of tree?

20)What did Freddie Mercury get on his SAT test?

21)Wasn't Brian May in the military? What was his rank?

22)Do any Queen members like to watch "The Facts of Life"?

23)What does Roger think of Mughal architecture?

24)How can I contact Freddie's estranged cousin?

25)How can I join a Queen tribute band?




ur not from Thailand ur from NEw York arent you!
ur from new york i know it u used SAM ASH, WALMART, FLAG DAY, SAT, COSTCO, facts of life, ur ffrom new york or damn close


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Posted: 29 Jan 06, 18:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

1)Did Queen ever tour Thailand or Singapore?
-no

2)What high school did Freddie Mercury go to? Where can I buy the yearbook for that school?
-dunno.

3)Did any Queen members like to shop at Wal-mart?
-A-MER-I-CAN.

4)Where did Freddie Mercury park his car?
-Lots of places

5)Did Freddie Mercury ever go on vacations to Polynesia or Bosnia?
-not as far as I know...

6)Did any Queen members have glasses or braces?
I think Brian has reading glasses...

7)Did Brian May buy his guitar at Sam Ash?
Um, he made it, smart one.

8)Do any Queen members like to play tennis? Lacrosse? Wrestling?
-Freddie liked wrestling. Oh wait, that was boxing.

9)Where can I find a copy of their album "A Kind of Magic"? They don't have it at Wal-Mart.
-Walmart.com

10)How come Freddie Mercury was gay?
-cos he felt like it!

11)How long did it take Freddie to draw the logo?
-as long as he needed

12)Do Marshall Fields have any harlequin leotards like Freddie's? Are you sure?
-I dunno, but I plan on making one for Halloween

13)What were there favoruite TV shows?
-Coronation Street? (lol)

14)Did Freddie Mercury like to play On Assignment with Natn'l Geographic? Monopoly? Risk? Clue?
-could be...

15)Did Freddie Mercury and Brian May ever guest star on an episode of "Small Wonder"? I recall them on that one episode.
-doubt it.

16)Where is John these days? I haven't seen him for a while. I am concerned. He may be having a crisis.
-he is retired

17)Was Freddie Mercury ever a robot? Why?
-no

18)Do any Queen members like to shop at Costco? Are they Executive members, or Gold Star members?
-again, american.

19)What is John's favoruite kind of tree?
-.....

20)What did Freddie Mercury get on his SAT test?
-Ummmm...

21)Wasn't Brian May in the military? What was his rank?
-Since when did THAT happen?

22)Do any Queen members like to watch "The Facts of Life"?
-American show

23)What does Roger think of Mughal architecture?
-Uhhhh....

24)How can I contact Freddie's estranged cousin?
-How should I know? What cousin?

25)How can I join a Queen tribute band?
-Form one yourself...


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We signed our life away

Doesn't matter what you think

We're gonna do it anyway

We are, we are the saints

One day you will confess

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Posted: 29 Jan 06, 20:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

as much as it amazes me that someone takes the time to type all those stupid questions, people take the time to answer them.

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Posted: 29 Jan 06, 20:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

it takes two to tango


One should ANALize the Poetry on page 43, when Oedipus is rollin' in his benzo and he has to bust a cap on some flagrants in the under city



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Posted: 30 Jan 06, 15:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

rogerfan wrote:

actually, near the end he enjoyed playing scrabble. I got this from a doco and it was a female PA who quoted this.


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This is from Mercury and Me by Jim Hutton.


Yes, it was a worthwhile experience.