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Posted: 03 Nov 05, 10:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/1103StickySuit03-ON.html

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Posted: 03 Nov 05, 11:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The guy should've put some TP on the seat before he sat down anyway..;-)

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Posted: 03 Nov 05, 12:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

VERY WEIRD QUESTION...

But, how many of you guys actually put TP on the seat whenever you go to a public restroom? Personally if it looks clean, I just sit there. If it looks messy, then I won't even bother and find anoter one. If it's a life or death emergency, and there's no other toilet available then I guess I have no choice but to keep my butt floating in the air a few inches from the seat.

I feel bad for you females because we males can actually go #1 standing up, which makes it more comfortable for us when we have to go to take a leak really bad. Plus we don't even have to take our pants down.

Why did God build one anatomical form much easier and comfortable than the other? Beats me.


[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Posted: 03 Nov 05, 12:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well...I cover the seat all the time..even if it looks clean. You can't SEE all the E. coli living on that toilet, ya know..;-) If there are toilet seat covers, I'll use them, but they are kind of annoying. If there is pee on the seat or anything unflushed, I will probably just hold it.

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Posted: 03 Nov 05, 12:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Erin wrote:

Well...I cover the seat all the time..even if it looks clean. You can't SEE all the E. coli living on that toilet, ya know..;-) If there are toilet seat covers, I'll use them, but they are kind of annoying. If there is pee on the seat or anything unflushed, I will probably just hold it.


we actually had a discussion on this yesterday... and how herpes can survive on a surface for 24 hours (EIW). Everyone here squats which makes abigger fucking mess but I love my toilet seat covers. Squatting can get pretty ugly, when i went to to banknorth garden for a concert i looked at the seat and DAMN it was covered in piss and brown and black crap.

Either way i HATE public toilets/


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Posted: 03 Nov 05, 12:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yuri wrote:

Erin wrote:

Well...I cover the seat all the time..even if it looks clean. You can't SEE all the E. coli living on that toilet, ya know..;-) If there are toilet seat covers, I'll use them, but they are kind of annoying. If there is pee on the seat or anything unflushed, I will probably just hold it.


we actually had a discussion on this yesterday... and how herpes can survive on a surface for 24 hours (EIW).


24 hours??? Guess this strongly depends on the kind or "brand" of glue that is used at the local toilet of your choice! :-)))


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Posted: 03 Nov 05, 13:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What a burden for the courts to deal with this petty situation.


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Posted: 03 Nov 05, 15:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Erin wrote:

The guy should've put some TP on the seat before he sat down anyway..;-)


That's what I do.
"Nice" to see I am not the only hygene freak on the board.

(But I don't sleep in a tent, and I still shake hands!).


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Posted: 03 Nov 05, 15:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH FREAKY!!!!!!!!


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Posted: 03 Nov 05, 16:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

John S Stuart wrote:

Erin wrote:

The guy should've put some TP on the seat before he sat down anyway..;-)


That's what I do.
"Nice" to see I am not the only hygene freak on the board.

(But I don't sleep in a tent, and I still shake hands!).


I do it every time, even home. The only difference home is that I use the TP I sat on after the "business" is done.


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Posted: 03 Nov 05, 18:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You know what the ultimate in grossness is, though? The porta-john...:-P I had to pee so bad waiting to get into a concert one time, but I couldn't bring myself to use one. Sorry..I just can't do my business on top of someone else's #2..*lol*

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Posted: 03 Nov 05, 19:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I really used to be a major germ freak. I used to never even use public restrooms, not even if my bladder was going to explode.

I remember when we used to drive down to South Carolina when I was little every year. I would refuse to use the restrooms every time we made a stop. I would go about 8 hours without it even after drinking countless bottles of water. But always about halfway there my mum would force me to go. I was going to set a record. Oh well.

Now, I always make sure the bathroom is DECENT, and then I wipe down the seat, and then I put toilet paper on it.

I always use toliet paper/paper towels to open the door.

If there is none of that I sometimes use my foot to open the door (and yes, I am talking about the doors with handles on them, not the push-open kind that are flat cuz I got talent-well, as long as no one is looking...), and if there are paper towels but no trash near the door, I just throw the towel on the floor (not to be mean..).

And, to top it all off, I always carry hand sanitizer with me. :-D

But mannnn, if that ever happened to me, I think I'd become a hermit and hide from public.


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Posted: 04 Nov 05, 05:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Nearly every Puplic Toliet i have been in the actual seat is always broken and shifts from side to side lol


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Posted: 04 Nov 05, 17:31 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

When you've gotta go, you've gotta go.....





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Posted: 04 Nov 05, 17:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That's quite odd...and I mean QUITE odd.


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Posted: 05 Nov 05, 08:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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My mother worked at the Hospital for 20 years, once a man came in with his penis super-glued to his stomach. He had been cheating on his Mrs.


Now that's what I call revenge! LMAO

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Posted: 05 Nov 05, 09:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Heh...his...'ex-Mrs'?

Fuckin' hell, some of you people are fussy fucks :) Take what you get :) I don't put bum fodder on the seat but I grab a whole bunch a put it in the water. I don't like people knowing I'm taking a dump.


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Posted: 05 Nov 05, 12:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yeah, I guess when you're in the stall dropping a deuce, you want them to think you're crocheting a scarf or something.

I personally like to make things very uncomfortable for people taking a poo next to me. When I hear them sit down, I get really quiet to the point that you can hear... well, a poo drop. They get really self-conscious about it.

My coworkers hate me for this.

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Posted: 05 Nov 05, 15:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lester Burnham wrote:

Yeah, I guess when you're in the stall dropping a deuce, you want them to think you're crocheting a scarf or something.

I personally like to make things very uncomfortable for people taking a poo next to me. When I hear them sit down, I get really quiet to the point that you can hear... well, a poo drop. They get really self-conscious about it.

My coworkers hate me for this.


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Posted: 05 Nov 05, 16:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I have never once caught anything off a toilet seat. Surely the way a toilet is designed, you don't NEED to put the relevant herpes-carrying bits on the seat anyway - all that touches it is skin.
If it looks really unpleasant then of course I won't go in, and if there's something on the seat (even if it looks like just water) then I won't use the toilet but I really feel that there are better uses of my time than covering the seat with paper. Our society is becoming too germ-phobic anyway, and it's starting to make bacteria resistant to anti-bacterial things and reduce people's immunity. And when was the last time you actually found seat liners in the dispenser anyway? I don't think I ever have.


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