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Posted: 16 Nov 05, 08:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Just thought i would post some queen things i felt were bit funny

1, at queen at milton keynes someone in the audience asks freddie for his number.

2, Paul rodgers thinks hes a good vocalist.

3, At live perfomances they asked john if they could put springs on the bottom of his trainers so that he moved around a bit more on stage.

4, Brian may has inherited his third chin and is now catching up with Rogers 6th.

5, 92% of the audience at the milton keynes concert left to check there car hadnt been broken into when queen sang from the Hot Space set list.

6. Also multiple objects were thrown at John but unfortunately missed.

7. They also had it planned that Brians guitar would stop playing in his solo on the same concert so that it made it look as if he really was playing live.

8. Extra beams and pillars had to be put up in buckingham palace so that brian and his 3 chins could play up there.

9. The one that every one loves, ROGER DOING A NICE BIG GREENY IN BRIANS HAIR!!!!!

10. The ROTC cd flopped very well in the charts.

11. Paul Rodgers foolishly gets his lyrics miced up on i want to break free and instead of singing "ive got to make it on my own" he sings "ive got to make it on my phone"

12. Roger was drunk when he filmed who wants to live forever.

13. Brian owns a chain of wig shops in the centre of london with his wife anita,

14. Lol the x factor, some poor lad was asked if he could sell out wembly stadium, he replied maybe old trafford as he sang the worse version of a kind of magic ive ever heard.

15. Hot Space, dunno why i fount this funny i just did, it was crap, except for under pressure

Now some facts on Roger, lets dish the dirt

1, As a child Roger was accidentally shot with a bb gun.

2, Roger's father was known as "eccentric" for doing things like walking the cliffs when he was upset or riding a motorcycle in the garden and injuring himself as a result.

3, Roger was a very frail as a child and would come off the rugby field white and shivering, which his friends found amusing.

4, At 16, Roger crashed his group's van into a fish truck in thick foggy conditions. One of his friends were seriously hurt. The matter wasn't resolved for several years. Queen was already formed by that time!

5, Apparently, Rog didn't learn to swim until he was 22! It was said he had a fear of drowning.

6, Roger has a fear of spiders.

7, Roger's Ferrari's engine caught fire in France back in '78.

8, Roger's son Felix was born 2 months premature and weighed only 2 pounds!

9, In 1989 Roger had a brilliant party to celebrate his 40th birthday. The invitation said "rock til you drop" and it was a "schooldays" theme party and all the 1000 guests had to dress up appropriately. Roger had hired two HUGE searchlight spotlights for the evening, to scan the sky over the house. He had to obtain special permission from the British Aviation Authority to use them (to ensure any aircraft didn't think they were landing lights or whatever!). They roved back and forth across the clear sky - and caused absolute chaos! People living nearby, and anywhere up to about 25 miles away, could see them sweeping the sky, and thought they were Unidentified Flying Objects. People were driving towards the lights from right across Surrey and Hampshire to see if aliens were landing! The police in the county were inundated with calls about the mysterious lights, and cars were pulling up on the busy road that runs past Roger's property and their occupants were standing on the verges looking upwards! The event even made the front page of the next days newspapers! But it was certainly a good party.... !

10, Roger has weird fat stubby little toes.

11, Roger has never had a real job in his life.

12, We all know that he's had a beard in recent years, but he also grew a beard in 1969/1970 because people out on the street kept mistaking him for a w

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19, Debbie left Roger shortly after it was discovered he'd been having an affair with a lap dancer. Debbie was pregnant with Lola at the time they split up (Good one, Rog). Apparently, he told this stripper a lot of stuff about how disappointed he was that Freddie never came out of the closet like George Michael. These days Roger and Debbie are still friends. He's also still friends with Dominique. Wanna be Roger's friend? Change your name so it starts with a "D", have his children and them split up with him.

20, It was Roger's son Felix who cristened Freddie's outfit from It's a hard life as the "prawn costume".

21, Although I thought it was common knowledge some of you may not know that the woman in the Breakthru video was Debbie Leng, Roger's former girlfriend and mother of three of his children.

22, In the early 70's, the band was up in Liverpool one night and were walking down the street in all their fancy 70's get-up (let's just say that at that time people in Liverpool didn't dress like that). They encountered a bunch of gang members who threatened to beat them up and Roger quickly flashed his student card and told them that it was a judo licence and by law he was permitted to beat them up for self-defense. The gang members backed off.

23, When Roger came out of the dressing room for the I want to break free shoot, David (the director) said 'Roger, you look so good I could fuck you' without realizing that Crystal was videotaping it.

24, According to Crystal, Roger wore a black lace bra for the break free shoot.

25, One time at a gig in the 70's, Roger was pissed about something and completely trashed his kit, nearly hitting Freddie in the head.

26, After every gig at the end of Champions, Roger would stand up off his drum stool while drumming at the end then he would sit back down, hit the snare and bass drum and end the show. A new roadie saw this and thought 'the stool's in the way' and moved the stool away. When RT went to sit back down there was nothing there and he fell over. He managed to get back up and finish his little bit before hurling the entire kit across the stage.

27, Roger Taylor apparently was so bent on having 'I'm In Love With My Car' as the B-side to the Bo Rhap single, he locked himself in a cupboard until Freddie agreed to put it on the single.

28, Roger is now the proud co-owner of a pub! He has bought a share in the lovely old pub in Chddingfold, Surrey, known as The Swan. Whether he will be pulling the pints or just propping up the bar is another matter....!!

29, Roger's grandfather used to tell him dirty jokes when he was little. Explains a few things, dunnit?!

30, When Queen was in Budapest, Freddie said "All hotel apartaments are equal." But when Roger saw Freddie's apartament in Duna Intercontinental hotel he said, "Yours is fucking more equal than mine!"

Well thats it ill find some more soon


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Posted: 16 Nov 05, 15:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

WOW STOP THE PRESS, this guy actually likes paul rodgers, is he lying?

thankyou very much, i bash paul rodgers very well, bash bash

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Posted: 16 Nov 05, 15:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Wow. I can hardly stop laughing. It was so funny. Ha Ha Ha.....

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Posted: 16 Nov 05, 15:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

#26 made me laugh


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Posted: 16 Nov 05, 15:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

"8, Roger's son Felix was born 2 months premature and weighed only 2 pounds!"


thats not funny u sick fuck


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Posted: 16 Nov 05, 15:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I agree with No 2. Paul Rodgers cannot sing and all the bands he has been involved with have flopped.


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Posted: 16 Nov 05, 15:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

JamieSureWould wrote:

"8, Roger's son Felix was born 2 months premature and weighed only 2 pounds!"


thats not funny u sick fuck


i know theres a lot to read but thats under the bit that says facts not funny stuff, over and out

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Posted: 16 Nov 05, 15:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bryans Permed Pants wrote:

I agree with No 2. Paul Rodgers cannot sing and all the bands he has been involved with have flopped.


You are talking out of your ass, as per usual.

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Posted: 16 Nov 05, 18:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What Freddie never came out the closet like George Micheal? Didn't everybody know Freddie was gay?

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Posted: 16 Nov 05, 18:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

MRfMERCURY wrote:

JamieSureWould wrote:

"8, Roger's son Felix was born 2 months premature and weighed only 2 pounds!"


thats not funny u sick fuck


i know theres a lot to read but thats under the bit that says facts not funny stuff, over and out


idk what to think of that then- i dont even think that should be posted on the internet its no ones place. especailly none of ours. i think u should take it off becasuse even though u cleared it up with me i still see funny things- then premature baby. thats terrible.


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Posted: 16 Nov 05, 19:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It's been widely reported, even published in "As It Began". I don't see how it's sick or disgusting in any way. He's healthy and he's alive, isn't he?

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Posted: 16 Nov 05, 19:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bryans Permed Pants wrote:

I agree with No 2. Paul Rodgers cannot sing and all the bands he has been involved with have flopped.



Woah! I've just checked....and incredibly, after all this time....you're still a cunt...


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Posted: 17 Nov 05, 21:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

you know, i'm pretty sure that i've heard pretty much all of those facts in the same wording somewhere else on the web...

and the bit about paul rodgers...the only thing funny about that is that you put it up there, he can sing.


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Posted: 17 Nov 05, 22:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I was the one who originally posted this entire list about Roger, but I don't have a problem with it, it will definately make people laugh,the make me laugh...lol. The first bit isn't funny though...


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