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Posted: 17 Nov 05, 08:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Thought this may be of interest to anyone in the US that hates those automated phone systems.

http://www.paulenglish.com/ivr/

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Posted: 17 Nov 05, 09:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Also this for anyone who hates being called by telemarketers.
http://accordionguy.blogware.com/_attachments/1321776/anti-telemarketer_counter-script.pdf

It really widns them up.



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Posted: 17 Nov 05, 21:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That one for Delta will work but you'll get a person in India who you can't understand. Delta has outsourced all customer service calls to India. If you can't understand the Indian person you can request to speak to someone who uses English as a first language; after you wait 22 minutes on hold.




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Posted: 17 Nov 05, 22:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Heh, take that Indian call centre people.


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Posted: 18 Nov 05, 00:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Why in God's name must they outsource to India??

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Posted: 18 Nov 05, 01:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

They'll work for less money than some chump in [enter country here]

Of course I've always wondered where phone calls come from in India? Probably New Zealand.


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Posted: 18 Nov 05, 01:19 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That's not right.

How can we trust that they won't sell out our private information to other unauthorized people??
(It HAS happened before!)

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Posted: 18 Nov 05, 01:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

We can't. That's why whenever I see an 'unavailable' on the caller id. I just play dumb.


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Posted: 18 Nov 05, 03:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Inu-Liger<h6>-The Blu-Ray Fanatic- wrote:

Why in God's name must they outsource to India??



http://www.illwillpress.com/tech.html


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Posted: 18 Nov 05, 11:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

scallyuk wrote:

Inu-Liger<h6>-The Blu-Ray Fanatic- wrote:

Why in God's name must they outsource to India??



http://www.illwillpress.com/tech.html


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Posted: 18 Nov 05, 15:50 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This one's good too

http://www.illwillpress.com/tech2.html