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Posted: 19 Nov 05, 13:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

According to this morning's Herald, Ottakers (one of Britain's largest chain of book stores) has my latest book "A Smack In The Pus" placed at number 10 in the "Scottish Interest" Bestsellers list and wait for it.....
NUMBER 1 in the Humour bestsellers list!!!!
I will have to gign off quickly as my head has become a hazard to shipping on the River Forth.

fatty.

P.S If my ex-headmaster Mr Munro is reading this, do the words "Useless fat bastard who will never amount to anything" ring any bells? Get it right up ye, ya baldy, specky auld, prick!

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Posted: 19 Nov 05, 14:13 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Congratulations, fatty:)

We are proud of you. Number 1 on the humour charts - that is not a surprise for your old QZ friends :)


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Posted: 19 Nov 05, 14:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yup, congrats and btw great insult at the end :D


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Posted: 19 Nov 05, 14:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Congrats fatty :P


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Posted: 19 Nov 05, 15:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1845020367/qid=1132433103/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_8_1/203-3190972-4546359

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1845020669/qid=1132433103/sr=1-3/ref=sr_1_8_3/203-3190972-4546359



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Posted: 19 Nov 05, 16:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well done fatty!

:-)


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Posted: 20 Nov 05, 07:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Fatty are you a Author? Gosh I never knew that, but I am quite new to QZ so... lol well done mate!

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Posted: 20 Nov 05, 08:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Fantastic news Fatty, well done!

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Posted: 20 Nov 05, 20:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If I knew how to say congratulations in Scottish I would. Alas, I hope "Hooray! Good job! :D" will do.

Yay! :)


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Posted: 21 Nov 05, 08:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Many Congrats!


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Posted: 21 Nov 05, 09:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I knew fatty was a comedian.
You can't be that funny and not get paid for it.


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Posted: 21 Nov 05, 11:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


Congrats, fatty. It's high time, you deserve it.

Incidentally, my grandmother has a similar story to yours about your headmaster. She was Stephen Hendry's English teacher and at a parents' evening she said to his ma and pa "The only thing Stephen seems interested in is snooker and he'll never make a living out of that." True, I swear.


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Posted: 21 Nov 05, 12:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


Buying a few of your books from amazon, fatty. Is "Behind the #$%*& Green" one of yours, or is that another Scott Simpson?


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Posted: 21 Nov 05, 15:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

oan ye go fatty!!!!


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Posted: 21 Nov 05, 15:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Congrats, fatty..:-) You da man!

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Posted: 21 Nov 05, 19:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

alright well ill add another even though it seems redundent by now- Congradulations!!!!! you deserve it- very funny u r


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Posted: 29 Nov 05, 08:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


Bought the book in Waterstones in the West End on Saturday, fatty. Funniest thing I've read in my life. Keep it up.


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Posted: 30 Nov 05, 14:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Pieter's dad is gonna mail us a copy, fatty..:-)