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Posted: 22 Nov 05, 12:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

lol, great movie cracks me up every time

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Posted: 22 Nov 05, 13:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Male PA announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.

Female PA announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Male PA announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.

Female PA announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading and which zone is for unloading.

Male PA announcer: Look Betty - don't start up with your white zone shit again! There is just no stopping in a white zone!

Female PA announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion!

Male PA announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if it's done safely. Therapeutically, there is no danger involved.



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Posted: 22 Nov 05, 13:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Old woman: Nervous?

Ted Striker: Yes.

Old woman: First time?

Ted Striker: No, I´ve been nervous before.



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Posted: 22 Nov 05, 13:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hahahahaha i need to see that movie again.


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Posted: 22 Nov 05, 13:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hilarious flick!


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Posted: 22 Nov 05, 13:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.

Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?

Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?

Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.


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Posted: 22 Nov 05, 14:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Based on "Zero Hour!". Which is based on "Flight into Danger". Which was the play that made Howard Thomas bring Sydney Newman to the UK. Without which the world would never have seen "The Avengers", "Doctor Who", "The Wednesday Play", etc.

Fascinating, eh? On a more related note, I believe the makers of "Airplane" actually bought the rights to "Zero Hour!" so they could spoof it so closely without fear of legal reprisal.

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Posted: 22 Nov 05, 20:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

One of my favourite films !


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Posted: 22 Nov 05, 22:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I remember laughing my ass off when the militas go through security and nobody says anything, then the old lady walks through and she gets her ass tossed against the wall.

HILARIOUS!


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Posted: 23 Nov 05, 01:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I really chose the wrong day to give up sniffing glue.

'We need to get this man to a hospital!'
'Doctor, what is it?'
'Well it's a large grey building and has doctors and nurses, but that's not important at the moment'

I think it was called 'Flying High' in Australia..not sure if it was only Australia.


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Posted: 23 Nov 05, 10:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles wrote:

I remember laughing my ass off when the militas go through security and nobody says anything, then the old lady walks through and she gets her ass tossed against the wall.

HILARIOUS!


lol that bit was funny,

which 1 had scraps the dog in, was it the sequel,

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Posted: 23 Nov 05, 15:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

classic!!! :D


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Posted: 23 Nov 05, 20:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I think it was the sequel. Scraps is the dog that gets shot, isn't it?


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