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Posted: 28 Nov 05, 15:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This just popped into my mind and I think the results might be interesting:

What's the most inappropriate time you have bursted out laughing?

For me I have a million times when this has happened, but I can clearly remember last year at the Easter Vigil Mass. The priest started saying, "Jesus came riding on an ass," and I remember thinking, "Man, it would be so immature if some kid just started to laugh." And then out of nowhere, I was laughing so hard that I started to cry and I tried to hide my face. Just the fact that I know I can't laugh makes me laugh and then knowing that I can't laugh makes it harder to stop.

So, I can't wait to see your responses!


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Posted: 28 Nov 05, 16:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

we were watching some show on Dr. Phil about schizophrenia and this lady was like "The FBI would have a FIELD DAY, Gabrielle!" and that George W. Bush lived in her garage. I busted out laughing and I felt so bad, but... damn.


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Posted: 28 Nov 05, 16:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I used to at funerals when (not my grandparents' though) I dunno how to react and I go :S.


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Posted: 28 Nov 05, 16:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

OH MAN! Church is the worst place to burst out laughing.

I remember when I was in Junior High School (Catholic School, btw) me and other friends of mine were put in detention once when we were caught laughing during mass. One of my friends farted in the middle of the mass, and then all of us started laughing hysterically. The funniest part was how the fart made this weird echo sound that made it sound like a fart calling from a different dimension. Despite the huge efforts to stop laughing we couldn't hold it for much longer. We had to bite our uniforms in order to not burst out laughing. The teachers didn't notice that someone farted, but they did see us chuckling and that was when we all got in trouble.


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Posted: 28 Nov 05, 18:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL. It is truly so easy to break out laughing in Church.

I also remember when I was in the seventh or eighth grade (in other words, when I still took Spanish) my Spanish teacher started to meow. Then he started to pretend he was giving himself a shot in the ass. The guy was clearly strange. The entire class bursted out laughing. However, I was laughing for about ten minutes straight even after everyone else stopped. I just had no control and was laughing more because I was already laughing. It's so weird. But that teacher was wicked funny. When kids moved their tables he would drop everything he was doing and block his ears and cringe his face. Ahh, he was quite a character. I also remember when I was really little I used to purposely stare at my classmates and pretend to laugh just to get them to start laughing.

Not too mention...my Spanish teacher never looked at my papers and always gave me an A+. That's the whole reason why I stopped taking Spanish is because he didn't teach me anything because I was his "favorite student" and automatically gave me a 100 for everything. I was worried that the teachers at my highschool would think I knew a whole lotta Spanish when the truth was I didn't cuz my teacher was crazy!

Those were the days.


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Posted: 28 Nov 05, 18:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

when they played disco at my great aunt's fueneral..yeah, my mom cracked me up too.


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Posted: 28 Nov 05, 22:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh, God. Hundreds of times.

Lemme think for a minute or two to recount all the best moments.


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Posted: 29 Nov 05, 00:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Ha...during standardized testing, I read a question wrong and I thought it said "What does it feel like to take a shit?" and I started laughing really hard. I had to be removed from the room... :-P.


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Posted: 29 Nov 05, 01:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Probably in French class. It wouldn't be bad if my teacher didn't enjoy glaring and chiding anybody who interrupts her! She's insane.


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Posted: 29 Nov 05, 02:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well I've got at least 3. Here they are.

After sleeping over at a friend's place I asked him about the Happy Gilmore scene where he (Adam Sandler) begins to rhyme things that end in '-ay' after Shooter McGavin tells him to stay away from the golf course.

Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just got and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?

Anywho I specifically asked him if Happy could do all the things at once (lay by the bay and what not). We theorised that he could make a clay object in the bay with some hay. For some unknown reason I asked him 'How would be ride the horse?'. He looked at me quizzically and said 'I don't know'. It took us another 5 minutes to realise that there was no horse mention and we burst out laughing. We laughed the whole day and it was made difficult 'cause we were helping at a fun-run. Everytime we looked at each other we burst out laughing.

The second most inappropriate time...welllll...after a night on the town we went back to another friend's house. One of my mates was so very intoxicated he didn't know what time of day it was. He began to mix himself a drink of rum and coke except he made the drink to be about 95% rum and 5% coke. I said 'No, no, no. You can't drink that!'. So I poured it back in to the bottle (coke and all) and made him a proper drink. When I handed it to him he made this unusual face which I noted to be very werewolf-esque (don't ask why, I was drunk too). For the rest of the week everytime I thought about that it made me burst out with laughter no matter where I was. Supermarket, sports, in the toilet. Eventually it died out but every so often I laugh at it.

Last one. I was at an domestic airport in Australia (Melbourne!) and decided to shake the dew of the lilly. I went there and did my normal thing when an Asian guy comes in. He said 'Hurro' and proceded to do the exact same thing as I. However just as he broke the seal he let out a God almighty fart. That stopped me in my tracks and I could not stop laughing. He looked at me and started to laugh which made him fart even more. It was..unusual. For the 3 1/2 hour flight home and the hour drive home from the airport I could just not stop laughing. It still makes me laugh.

h0h0.



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