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Posted: 02 Dec 05, 19:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me.. it was her beautiful younger sister.

My future sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and went bra-less. She would
regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom,
and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.... we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!! ;)







Someday, Your princess will come, Mine got lost, took a wrong turn and she is too stubborn to ask for directions.

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Posted: 02 Dec 05, 19:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Barry © wrote:

Déjà Vu

http://queenzone.com/queenzone/forumnew/forum_topic_view.aspx?Q=595710

OMG MY GOD damn Barry!



Someday, Your princess will come, Mine got lost, took a wrong turn and she is too stubborn to ask for directions.

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Posted: 03 Dec 05, 07:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Barry © wrote:

No problem, it was good to read it again :-)


Hey thanks man, do you have yahoo or MSN?


Someday, Your princess will come, Mine got lost, took a wrong turn and she is too stubborn to ask for directions.

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Posted: 03 Dec 05, 13:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f***ing bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any f***ing bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f'ing Beak to the bar you irritating b**t'd bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Great! Got any bread?"



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