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Posted: 09 Dec 05, 15:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN U


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Posted: 09 Dec 05, 16:04 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 09 Dec 05, 16:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Go into a really fancy restaurant or a really high end jewellry store and start talking to your friends about when you each last changed your underwear. (yes, I've done that before)

Get in the elevator, push the buttons for floors 2 & 16, and get off on the 2nd floor.


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Posted: 09 Dec 05, 17:23 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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Posted: 09 Dec 05, 17:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

102.Ask high powered people if they enjoy doing their job.
103. When someone is bragging about their job, salary, how much weight they lost, etc.... say, "Really? So do I!" a lot.
104. When having a conversation with someone, make a really long pause, and when they begin to talk, say, "Hey! I wasn't finished!"
105. Make up screen names and add them to your buddy list.
106. Reapeatedly ask your boss for a raise.


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Posted: 09 Dec 05, 17:55 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hey Killer Queen you are 12? I am 12 too!


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Posted: 10 Dec 05, 07:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

yea somebody else hu is young and a queen fan woo hoo !!!



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Posted: 10 Dec 05, 10:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


ooh laa laa thats what you think in accordance with the prophecy


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Posted: 10 Dec 05, 12:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*sniffle* *sniffle* *sniffle*

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Posted: 12 Dec 05, 14:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

First, great list man, I dunno how people come up with these things but....

107. Glue quarters to the floor and watch people try to pick them up.

108. Stand in an elevator facing the courner, saying nothing.

109. Get in a full elevator and when the doors close, mention you're motion sickness.

110. When in an elevator, select the doorway as your personal space, and announcy to all that trespasser will be shot, hit, kicked, or bitten.

okay, that's all I got.


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Posted: 12 Dec 05, 16:46 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Hah ! They're great !! I wanna do the car one with the hairdryer :D:D Haha, but I think i annoy people anyways :P


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Posted: 13 Dec 05, 08:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


OOH LA LA I LOVE THESE SO WHY DON'T WE MEET UP FOR A DRINK ON THE 31ST OF SEPTEMBER TO DISCUSS THEM AS I HAVE PLENTY MORE IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY.


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Posted: 13 Dec 05, 08:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<<28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.>>

I do that all the time......


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Posted: 13 Dec 05, 21:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

111. When people with laptops use their "privacy screens" in public, look at the screen anyway (Although you can't really see anything), giving them the impression that maybe their screen doesn't really work.
112. (This one is for the student queenzoners, lol) Tap people on the shoulder in class and say, "did you pass gas?"


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Posted: 13 Dec 05, 21:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

113. (This one kind of goes with coppermite's one about the money) Leave fake currency on places like park benches and watch people pick them up, thinking they're real.


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Posted: 15 Dec 05, 11:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

THANK YOU ALL SOOOOOOO MUCH!
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Posted: 15 Dec 05, 14:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

These are great.
And yes...I have done some. Some were intentional and others were not.


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Posted: 20 Feb 06, 14:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote


114. Dig up old QZ topics to bring them to the top of the personal forum so that people are halfway through it before they realise they've read it before.


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