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Posted: 11 Dec 05, 10:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

How come loads of people in the last month are dying

who next? santa

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Posted: 11 Dec 05, 10:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

It is with great sadness I report the passing of Santa Claus.

I passed him on the A1 Southbound about half an hour ago.

I thank you.


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Posted: 11 Dec 05, 18:08 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

That's something that usual happens...to alot of people...You're weird.


Comprende muchacho.
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Posted: 11 Dec 05, 18:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

i dont mean anyone, i mean loads of famous people and all that

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Posted: 11 Dec 05, 19:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Santa Claus, dead today. Attacked by wolves.

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Posted: 11 Dec 05, 19:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I know its scary and upsetting :(

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Posted: 11 Dec 05, 21:40 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'll have a word with the celebrities and tell those remaining not to croak in 2006.

In other news, Gerald Ford died today, eaten by a pack of wolves. He was delicious.

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Posted: 11 Dec 05, 22:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lester Burnham wrote:

In other news, Gerald Ford died today, eaten by a pack of wolves. He was delicious.


That's good, but this time add senseless.

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Posted: 11 Dec 05, 23:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

yamaha wrote:

Lester Burnham wrote:

In other news, Gerald Ford died today, eaten by a pack of wolves. He was delicious.


That's good, but this time add senseless.


I second that

You could say that Dick Cheney was eaten by a pride of lions, who then ended up vomiting every piece cold blooded meat they swallowed.


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Posted: 12 Dec 05, 00:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

yamaha wrote:

Lester Burnham wrote:

In other news, Gerald Ford died today, eaten by a pack of wolves. He was delicious.


That's good, but this time add senseless.


Ahh, I knew it didn't sound quite right.

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Posted: 12 Dec 05, 08:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mr.Jingles wrote:

yamaha wrote:

Lester Burnham wrote:

In other news, Gerald Ford died today, eaten by a pack of wolves. He was delicious.


That's good, but this time add senseless.


I second that

You could say that Dick Cheney was eaten by a pride of lions, who then ended up vomiting every piece cold blooded meat they swallowed.


I was wondering what Cheney was doing when I saw him standing next to the radiator. I just assumed he was cold. Apparently, it was cold-blooded, but I was close.


Creativity can always cover for a lack of knowledge.
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Posted: 12 Dec 05, 10:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

The original Santa Claus was killed in a car accident in 1966. He's been replaced a few times since then.

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Posted: 12 Dec 05, 11:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

yeah. they were both wasted.

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Posted: 12 Dec 05, 11:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Walt Disney is still alive. He's been frozen for almost 40 years and he's due to wake up next year to ensure that there are no greedy Jews running his company.

Reason why Michael Eisner is stepping out.


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Posted: 12 Dec 05, 11:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

he's a little late for that.

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Posted: 12 Dec 05, 11:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

so the santa at my local supermarket isnt the real santa?

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Posted: 13 Dec 05, 19:24 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=FF0099>Linda Of The Valley wrote:


xD Funnier when you see it...
Or another one, when he's doing a portrait of Minnie Mouse (and she's actually real in this sketch) :

"Do..do I have to..?"
-"Wanna be a star don't you?"
*minnie mouse takes off her top*

xD



Is that also in Family Guy?

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Posted: 13 Dec 05, 21:38 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

MRfMERCURY wrote:

WTF EVERYONE'S DYING!!


yea that or their dead already >:|


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