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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 10:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

For those who just found out NOW, I hate to break you the news.

I found out when I was like 7 or 8. My cousin told me that parents buy the presents, which pretty much made sense to me because:

- A fat guy can't deliver millions of presents in one night.
- How can Santa fit through a chimney with that gut.
- How about houses with no chimney?
- How come rich spoiled brats got much better presents than poor kids with excellent grades and good behavior?


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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 10:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm confused... What do you mean there is no Santa?

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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 10:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What? No Santa?


*sobs uncontrollably for about an hour*


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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 10:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If there is no Santa then how do you explain this guy?

http://gauntlet.ucalgary.ca/~gauntlet/eg/eg2/20031127/santa.jpg

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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 10:47 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

PieterMC wrote:

If there is no Santa then how do you explain this guy?

http://gauntlet.ucalgary.ca/~gauntlet/eg/eg2/20031127/santa.jpg


That Billy Bob is one baaaaaaad --

SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 10:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

When I've asked him to present me toys, he came with the books - I realized then: there's no Santa. Or he doesn't speak Russian.

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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 11:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

What ???!!!! There's no santa ??? How could you say something like that ???!!! :'( :'( :'( XD


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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 11:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Santa visits my house every year. He eats the cookies that I leave for him, and takes the sugarcubes for his reindeer. I have no idea what you are talking about.

;-)


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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 11:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I never believed in Santa. It always pissed off the other kids when I told them he was a myth.


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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 11:34 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Dan Corson wrote:

I never believed in Santa. It always pissed off the other kids when I told them he was a myth.


You can choose to believe what you want Dan but he is real.

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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 12:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

erm like 9 years old my mama still tells me he comes anyways so yeah like around 9 years old...

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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 13:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

what??? there's no such thing as Santa?


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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 13:39 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I can't remember exactly when I found out. But I used to write long letters to Santa asking for tons of presents. and when my Mom would tell me they were too many I'd go: "Come on, they're all for free!"



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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 14:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

YOU ARE A LIAR.. there IS a Santa... I Know.. I saw him... I have a picture of him threatening Me..

http://www.megamike.net

See for yourselves..


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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 14:11 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

LOL! That picture is cute Mike!


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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 14:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I knew it would be a hit.... LOL

My dad seriously Regrets ever doing that, he has become Immortal on the internet.. its my goal to have that pic spread and one day find it somwhere..


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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 14:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Janet wrote:

Santa visits my house every year. He eats the cookies that I leave for him, and takes the sugarcubes for his reindeer. I have no idea what you are talking about.

;-)


No.. sorry.. that was me.. I have a thing for Sugar cubes..


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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 14:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

They are good, aren't they...

;-)


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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 14:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Pop one in your mouth, let it disolve, do not chew them.. they are much better that way.


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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 15:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm not sure how old I was...all I can remember is the manor in which I found out.


I was very little...you see...I was scared of the Tooth Fairy. One day, I had a little talk with my parents. They finally told me the Tooth Fairy wasn't real to ease up some tension. Then, I was like, "Then is the Easter Bunny real?" My dad smiled and said, "No." I was on a roll. So next I said, "Is Santa Real?" My mum was already mad at my dad for telling me about the Easter Bunny and gave him the evil glare, so my dad just smiled at me and laughed. Then I said, "AHA! I KNEW IT!"

_______

Now, my cousin found out that Santa wasn't real when he was probably only four or five. My uncle is the type that always has to be right and must always have attention and get all the credit. Well, he did not think it was fair that he and my aunt were spending their own money on presents and did not get any recognition at all because they were from "Santa." He finally couldn't take it anymore with his self-centeredness, and told my cousin that Santa wasn't real.

I think that's just so pathetic that it's funny.


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