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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 11:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This is a fun and simple game. One person makes a wish (such as: I wish my hair was curly) and another person corrupts the wish (such as: Your hair becomes instantly curly, but it is so big and bushy that your boyfriend is scared away and refuses to speak to you and you can't see where you are walking and you walk out into the middle of the street and die). Then the second person posts a wish of his own for the third person to corrupt. I'll start off.

I wish I could take a trip to Scotland with a friend of mine.


Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.

-Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 11:20 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You get your lexus but the inside smells like vomit, there are no doors, the paint's chipped and theres a HUGE semen stain on the windshield. Enjoy!

I want to marry my girlfriend.....(oh boy)


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Freedom from choice is what you want



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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 11:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Amended, because of that rotter Flashy:

Lisser gives you a kiss, the shock of which sends your heart into overdrive and it literally explodes in your chest cavity. You do get a long ride afterwards, but it's to the hospital.

I wish for a house in the Hamptons.

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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 11:25 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

On your wedding night she says "Not bad, but you're not as good as Bernard Manning was."

I wish for a single kiss from sweet Lisser. And a long ride afterwards, naturally.


FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN!



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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 11:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Lester Burnham wrote:


I wish for a house in the Hamptons.


Unfortunately there is some confusion and your house is actually in Hampton, Middlesex, England.

I wish for a million dollars.

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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 11:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You get the million dollars and run to go brag to ur next door neighbour, when you get back your money has been burnt in an enormous fire that also destroyed your house and all your possessions.

I wish that Blink-182 would re-form.


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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 12:30 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

They get very big but very saggy.

i wish...i actually get good grades in my A Levels.

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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 13:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Poppy2415 wrote:

They get very big but very saggy.

i wish...i actually get good grades in my A Levels.


You get good grades in your A Levels but not good enough for to be accepted on your chosen University course.

I wish for Metallica to tour the U.K. again...

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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 15:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh but they do!

Then when you ask for an autograph, they say "Go away, FAG!"

I wish to drive a dodge durango


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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 15:58 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Your new durango's engine block cracks and blows up on you.


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I wish to get really sweet seats for the Watkins Glen Nascar race.

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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 16:00 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You go to the race, then a car crashes into you and you die, and no one turns up to your funeral (including your entire family) because you are SCUM and no one likes you :P

I wish I could sing


Um, Whoooaaa!...?
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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 16:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

you can now sing-



i wish freddie was alive


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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 16:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

POof... Freddie IS alive, but due to the fact he was cremated he is in a billion fragments and in considerable pain.. forEVER...

I wish I could have sex with Lita Ford


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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 18:10 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mike Preston wrote:

POof... Freddie IS alive, but due to the fact he was cremated he is in a billion fragments and in considerable pain.. forEVER...

I wish I could have sex with Lita Ford


You have a night of rampant sex with Lita Ford - but then spend the next six months attending a STD clinic.

I wish I could raid the Queen archives for an afternoon...


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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 18:59 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

But they were empty.

I wish I had the time and money to go to all of the Queen + Paul Rodgers US Tour concerts.

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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 19:09 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

You do have the time and money to go to all the US Queen concerts. However, they have all been canceled.

I wish I had violet eyes.


Um, Whoooaaa!...?
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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 19:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Your eyes become violet. However, everybody mistakes you for a demon and catholic priests pee on you crying "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"

I wish I had an autographed record of The Game


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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 19:35 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<marquee>Queen Of Wrestling</marquee> wrote:

I wish I had an autographed record of The Game


You receive an autographed copy of The Game... Unfortunately, it's been autographed by Aaron Carter.


I wish I had a 60GB iPod.

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Posted: 14 Dec 05, 19:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Your boyfriend buys you an Ipod for christmas

Unfortunatley, you drop it. It shatters and your boyfriend breaks up with you claiming that was his heart.

I wish my girlfriend would stop listening to usher


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Posted: 15 Dec 05, 07:27 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Well you can't leave school ever again because it has turned into one big jail.

I wish i could play the guitar...


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