To: All Employees
From: The program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.)
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and
productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all
employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY
TRAINING(S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T.
than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of
S.H.I.T., please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed
at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our supervisors are especially
skilled at seeing that you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle.
Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. seriously will be
placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAM (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to
EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.)
Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted,
they don't have to take S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T.
already. If you to are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job
teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)