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Posted: 20 Dec 05, 20:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*a shitty rendition of Under Pressure hits while QOW makes his way to the ring*

Haystack! weve gone too long. We need to know who the true champ here is and we have no other way to settle it than in this very ring. I also want Bites The Dust as the referee and Andy38 to call the match and be a backup ref.

*with that, leans on the rope and waits for haystack*


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Posted: 21 Dec 05, 11:42 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I am here :)


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Posted: 21 Dec 05, 11:57 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I shall whip you with a jump off of the top rope , ah yeah


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Posted: 21 Dec 05, 12:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

a loud *WHIP* is heard

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Posted: 21 Dec 05, 12:45 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

We need the referee. BTD Please report to the online ring.

We now ask that all spectators clear the floor.


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Posted: 21 Dec 05, 14:02 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

A bell *rings*

The combatants are introduced.

Now where is that referee???

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Posted: 21 Dec 05, 14:05 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I'm here...and I look dashing in my uniform. Earl Hebner I ain't!

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Posted: 21 Dec 05, 14:16 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*eats a sandwich waiting for the match to begin*


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Posted: 21 Dec 05, 14:18 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

another bell *rings*

The eagerness and intesity of the audience is deafening.

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Posted: 21 Dec 05, 14:36 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*grabs referee, administers choke slam off of top rope, then pulls ladder out from under ring*


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Posted: 21 Dec 05, 14:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

In my 25 years i've never seen so much carnage in my damn life!


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Posted: 21 Dec 05, 14:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

<font color=green>taylorgaga wrote:

commentator 1 here-

&quot;and the match begins and referee BTD has checked the combatants for weapons, conviscatin a viibrator off Haystacks and a inflatable sheep off QOW. and wait, the lights go out and jesus something has just went smash....&quot;


Commentator 2 here -

"So, Taylor, how much do you think I can benchpress? Ballpark figure, go ahead and guess, I bet you'll be amazed."

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Posted: 21 Dec 05, 14:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*WHAAAAPP*

*ZING*

*KA-DOOSH*

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Posted: 21 Dec 05, 14:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*jumps off of ladder, crashing into the ring, caving the middle in, which triggers an avalanche of vibrators from above*


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Posted: 21 Dec 05, 14:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Haystacks Calhoun wrote:

*jumps off of ladder, crashing into the ring, caving the middle in, which triggers an avalanche of vibrators from above*





Multiple *BZZZZZZZZZZ*es

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Posted: 21 Dec 05, 14:51 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

shouldn't this match be ended, I should DQ Haystacks for that chokeslam?!?!?

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Posted: 21 Dec 05, 14:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*dissapointed with having the vibrators crash to the ring so soon, as they were triggered to fall after the match was over, I make the best of the situation and begin dancing*


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Posted: 21 Dec 05, 14:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*Steely Dan begins to play on the overhead PA*

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Posted: 21 Dec 05, 15:01 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

*bullets begin to shower the hijackers*

Fortunately they are fake bullets. Possibly dried corn.

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Posted: 21 Dec 05, 15:07 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

So, therefore, the winner as a result of a DQ, er...QOW.

*leaps out of ring, down the aisle through the dressing rooms into the car park into a waiting car...*