Well, I go to Pick N' Save to get my cereal.
Demetrius, where do you shop for dildos? Do you go to Private Pleasures or do you check the adult section of Sears? Which do you prefer, standard or fist? What color? Why do you think that is? When you get it home do you sit on it right away or stare at the box in giddy laughter, imagining your upcoming pleasure?