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Posted: 02 Jan 06, 17:41 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

... But couldnt because you were too drunk.

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning


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But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
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Posted: 02 Jan 06, 17:52 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Yes, Id say that all of the third section applies to me!


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Posted: 02 Jan 06, 18:03 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

So what's George Bush's excuse?

Nucular and whatever else he can't pronounce.


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Posted: 03 Jan 06, 02:22 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

It's a funny story, but lets just say this has been done and my friends say im unusually polite when I'm completely wasted.


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Posted: 03 Jan 06, 05:06 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

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That was quite humourous.

I try to say eviscerate the proletariat but fail.


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...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon...

...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!